OK. Here is some standard information and generalizations to know.
Those of us from Minnesota complain about the weather a lot and hang out at meat raffles.
@cyrocksmypants doesn't necessarily count as he lived in Hawaii and used to go to a gym for pregnant strippers. He also does not like Oxford commas.
@BoxsterCy has cool cars and is our resident wine and Emily Blunt expert.
@VeloClone and I live near each other and went to college at about the same time but don't know each other but probably know people that know each other and tend to be at kids' events 25 hours a day. You may see Velo riding his old-timey bike across Iowa during the summer.
The Wisconsin RTT folk are drunk most of the time (
@cowgirl836 not so much at this time), are more than likely serial killers and call sloppy joes by the name barbecues. We can handle the first two items but are offended by the third item listed.
@WooClone15 just got a job as a scumbag lawyer and
@stormchaser2014 has issues with deliveries. As a sidenote, we really look forward to CG's various sports/birthing class updates.
If you're living in Texas (
@GTO for now) or visiting Texas you are probably carrying several guns.
@ImJustKCClone grew up living in most every town in the country.
@carvers4math has something like 25 boys and will deliver baked goods to you on the highway if you're stranded, and she'll do it in provocative attire. However, her baked goods probably aren't quite as good as our local metal head chick,
@Cybirdy.
@BCClone lives in or near a town full of swingers. He has also held down about a thousand different jobs including teaching at a now-defunct college.
@CloneLawman has a mullet and lives in Counciltucky.
@SaraV is covering up the fact that she has a child and can be heard on the radio.
@SCyclone has a daughter that's a doctor. The rest of his daughters cure things using essential oils.
@cycloneG likes Star Wars stuff and is the only frat guy we have left, I believe. I think he's a little too young for it but seems to have a marvelous grasp of 80's pop culture references.
@wxman1 is a pilot and I think the next logical step in his career is to become Prime Minister of his company.
@cyrevkah and
@CycloneErik have a daughter that's a lot of fun. Eric is the world's only expert on something that happened between 150 and 200,000 years ago and probably writes better than you.
@harimad is our local expert on suburban Chicago youth athletics and doesn't much care for BDK.
@coolerifyoudid has an awfully good sense of humor for somebody that lives in Kansas and works in Missouri.
@oldman used to be a hippie in college but it was after being a hippie was cool.
@NWICY tends to bring some positivity in here and drives a car from town to town for a living.
@Cyclones_R_GR8 rides a motorcycle and likes to drink Anheiser Busch products but doesn't much care for their IS department.
@cmjh10 is relatively new here and and has a hot chick as an avatar.
@CloneinWDSM will occasionally get a wifi signal at the tree in CG's backyard and post here. All of his company's profits are going to wxman.
I'm sure I'm missing somebody but I've wasted enough of the taxpayer's money for now.
