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ok, kickball finally.

So I practiced catching in the backyard and then we had a few minutes before the game so we did some practice catches and kicks. I had a nice catch. Too bad I didn't replicate during the game, womp womp. The other team was late cause some members were playing volleyball. We probably could have forced a forfeit on them.

Anyway, we started off decent, think we were up like 4-3 at the end of the 4th or so? Then one ball got over my head and they got a run, I felt bad. 6th inning though, bases loaded, 2 outs, they had a guy totally bomb the ball. Like, almost to the fence. ****. ****. Way over our players, and then they tried to kick it back toward the field and that went poorly. I was behind first base and first base girl and I kinda looked at each other and shrugged as people went running through the bases cause we couldn't do crap about it.

I kicked three times, on base once. Got all the way to third that time before the last out happened and I couldn't score, boo.

Think we lost like 13-4. Yeah. So it came out afterward that our pitcher couldn't move. Like, I had wondered about some of the infield balls that he made no move toward. Like dude, wtf. Well, he was in an accident earlier in the summer and messed up his MCL, I believe? It was a DUI deal so no sympathy here. But the problem is that means he can pitch but nothing else. The captain said he didn't tell us cause he didn't want the other team to know. Dude, you can ******* tell us on the sideline without the team 50yds away hearing that! It would have been really good to know that the pitcher was immobile so we could have ******* covered for him!
Cause we definitely had several in field runs because he made no move toward getting the catch and people were too far back to cover.

Sigh. And then I'm thinking, we honest to God have 17 people signed up for a 10 person league! And the captain keeps being like yeah, we need more guys! We had 3 people sitting each inning last night (2 guys, 1 girl) and that's with one regular couple on vacation this week and another two girls unable to make it. WE DON'T NEED MORE PEOPLE! But in light of this abundance, if our pitcher is now a liability, WHY AREN'T WE REPLACING HIM WITH SOMEONE ELSE?!

I think the final score was 13-4, so ouch. They want to do a practice next week which is fine, we need work on our kicking but yeah, if the captain is getting serious about being better.........there's an obvious starting place, imo. Like whatever, it's rec league so I'm not going to get super serious about it but they went on about strategy and included how I need to be better (that one ball over my head) so if we're going to do that, we need to address the glaring problems first mmmmkay? Like, they wanted me to play deeper and I had started playing up because I noticed hey, these ground balls are not getting stopped by the pitcher and girl on first needs help covering. She and I combined to end the 6th inning so take that!

Ok, kinda grumpy kickball update. God, I was just like wtf when the captain said that about the pitcher. In like a "did you guys even know about that?" way

YOU DIDN'T TELL US SO NO, NOT REALLY.
 
ok, kickball finally.

So I practiced catching in the backyard and then we had a few minutes before the game so we did some practice catches and kicks. I had a nice catch. Too bad I didn't replicate during the game, womp womp. The other team was late cause some members were playing volleyball. We probably could have forced a forfeit on them.

Anyway, we started off decent, think we were up like 4-3 at the end of the 4th or so? Then one ball got over my head and they got a run, I felt bad. 6th inning though, bases loaded, 2 outs, they had a guy totally bomb the ball. Like, almost to the fence. ****. ****. Way over our players, and then they tried to kick it back toward the field and that went poorly. I was behind first base and first base girl and I kinda looked at each other and shrugged as people went running through the bases cause we couldn't do crap about it.

I kicked three times, on base once. Got all the way to third that time before the last out happened and I couldn't score, boo.

Think we lost like 13-4. Yeah. So it came out afterward that our pitcher couldn't move. Like, I had wondered about some of the infield balls that he made no move toward. Like dude, wtf. Well, he was in an accident earlier in the summer and messed up his MCL, I believe? It was a DUI deal so no sympathy here. But the problem is that means he can pitch but nothing else. The captain said he didn't tell us cause he didn't want the other team to know. Dude, you can ******* tell us on the sideline without the team 50yds away hearing that! It would have been really good to know that the pitcher was immobile so we could have ******* covered for him!
Cause we definitely had several in field runs because he made no move toward getting the catch and people were too far back to cover.

Sigh. And then I'm thinking, we honest to God have 17 people signed up for a 10 person league! And the captain keeps being like yeah, we need more guys! We had 3 people sitting each inning last night (2 guys, 1 girl) and that's with one regular couple on vacation this week and another two girls unable to make it. WE DON'T NEED MORE PEOPLE! But in light of this abundance, if our pitcher is now a liability, WHY AREN'T WE REPLACING HIM WITH SOMEONE ELSE?!

I think the final score was 13-4, so ouch. They want to do a practice next week which is fine, we need work on our kicking but yeah, if the captain is getting serious about being better.........there's an obvious starting place, imo. Like whatever, it's rec league so I'm not going to get super serious about it but they went on about strategy and included how I need to be better (that one ball over my head) so if we're going to do that, we need to address the glaring problems first mmmmkay? Like, they wanted me to play deeper and I had started playing up because I noticed hey, these ground balls are not getting stopped by the pitcher and girl on first needs help covering. She and I combined to end the 6th inning so take that!

Ok, kinda grumpy kickball update. God, I was just like wtf when the captain said that about the pitcher. In like a "did you guys even know about that?" way

YOU DIDN'T TELL US SO NO, NOT REALLY.
Sounds like they are hinting they need to cut you and get a guy as a replacement.
 
Sounds like they are hinting they need to cut you and get a guy as a replacement.

nah, I can run. Some of the girls do not run. They're free to replace me but it'd be with another girl and I'm one of the better female options. Think only three girls got on base and I was one of them.
 
ok, kickball finally.

So I practiced catching in the backyard and then we had a few minutes before the game so we did some practice catches and kicks. I had a nice catch. Too bad I didn't replicate during the game, womp womp. The other team was late cause some members were playing volleyball. We probably could have forced a forfeit on them.

Anyway, we started off decent, think we were up like 4-3 at the end of the 4th or so? Then one ball got over my head and they got a run, I felt bad. 6th inning though, bases loaded, 2 outs, they had a guy totally bomb the ball. Like, almost to the fence. ****. ****. Way over our players, and then they tried to kick it back toward the field and that went poorly. I was behind first base and first base girl and I kinda looked at each other and shrugged as people went running through the bases cause we couldn't do crap about it.

I kicked three times, on base once. Got all the way to third that time before the last out happened and I couldn't score, boo.

Think we lost like 13-4. Yeah. So it came out afterward that our pitcher couldn't move. Like, I had wondered about some of the infield balls that he made no move toward. Like dude, wtf. Well, he was in an accident earlier in the summer and messed up his MCL, I believe? It was a DUI deal so no sympathy here. But the problem is that means he can pitch but nothing else. The captain said he didn't tell us cause he didn't want the other team to know. Dude, you can ******* tell us on the sideline without the team 50yds away hearing that! It would have been really good to know that the pitcher was immobile so we could have ******* covered for him!
Cause we definitely had several in field runs because he made no move toward getting the catch and people were too far back to cover.

Sigh. And then I'm thinking, we honest to God have 17 people signed up for a 10 person league! And the captain keeps being like yeah, we need more guys! We had 3 people sitting each inning last night (2 guys, 1 girl) and that's with one regular couple on vacation this week and another two girls unable to make it. WE DON'T NEED MORE PEOPLE! But in light of this abundance, if our pitcher is now a liability, WHY AREN'T WE REPLACING HIM WITH SOMEONE ELSE?!

I think the final score was 13-4, so ouch. They want to do a practice next week which is fine, we need work on our kicking but yeah, if the captain is getting serious about being better.........there's an obvious starting place, imo. Like whatever, it's rec league so I'm not going to get super serious about it but they went on about strategy and included how I need to be better (that one ball over my head) so if we're going to do that, we need to address the glaring problems first mmmmkay? Like, they wanted me to play deeper and I had started playing up because I noticed hey, these ground balls are not getting stopped by the pitcher and girl on first needs help covering. She and I combined to end the 6th inning so take that!

Ok, kinda grumpy kickball update. God, I was just like wtf when the captain said that about the pitcher. In like a "did you guys even know about that?" way

YOU DIDN'T TELL US SO NO, NOT REALLY.
To me, the most glaring problem is that I have no idea how you're going to top these last two kickball updates.
 
To me, the most glaring problem is that I have no idea how you're going to top these last two kickball updates.

my hope would be that next week I go Rambo and get like 8 big catches to totally take control of the game in combo with my bomb kicks to get us like 10 runs.
 
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Yeah, it sounds pretty serious.

afterward the captain and a couple other guys were talking super serious strategy and girls and I looked at each other like welp ok. One guy pointed out that it was kinda pointless to be so stringently assigning this person to this spot or this one here cause they work well with other person when we're going to be sitting like half the people each inning anyway.
 
afterward the captain and a couple other guys were talking super serious strategy and girls and I looked at each other like welp ok. One guy pointed out that it was kinda pointless to be so stringently assigning this person to this spot or this one here cause they work well with other person when we're going to be sitting like half the people each inning anyway.
This is approximately what I imagined most kickball leagues to be like.
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I guess it's a bit more serious than I thought.

Also, when we used to play co-rec softball in our late 20's, the girls took it way more seriously than the guys. The times they are a-changin'.
 
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I've always wanted a telescope and with the big solar eclipse event next year I have really been itching to by some sort of reasonable quality scope. The only issue is it would most likely end up being a $1,000 dust collector after the newness wears off.
 
afterward the captain and a couple other guys were talking super serious strategy and girls and I looked at each other like welp ok. One guy pointed out that it was kinda pointless to be so stringently assigning this person to this spot or this one here cause they work well with other person when we're going to be sitting like half the people each inning anyway.

They realize that kickball is a recreational game played by 6 and 7 year olds across the country, don't they? Guys like that totally suck the fun out of things. If they're not married or dating, be sure to tell them that this is why they don't get laid.
 
They realize that kickball is a recreational game played by 6 and 7 year olds across the country, don't they? Guys like that totally suck the fun out of things. If they're not married or dating, be sure to tell them that this is why they don't get laid.
If they're married, there are other reasons they're not getting laid. Mostly, it's because they're married.
 
I've always wanted a telescope and with the big solar eclipse event next year I have really been itching to by some sort of reasonable quality scope. The only issue is it would most likely end up being a $1,000 dust collector after the newness wears off.
We go over to a friend's house - he has an amazing setup and lives out north of town on an acreage with a huuuuuuuuge meadow. Perfect viewing!
 
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