Random Thoughts the 13th: Jason Takes RTT

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De-thatched my lawn yesterday. Wow, that was a mess. Last half I would mow one way and just drive to the other side to mow back otherwise wind would whip all kinds of crap at me. Still flushing grass and dirt out of my eyes. Now time to grab the spreader and do that step. Going to save myself a few hundred dollars not having someone else do it.
I never know what kind to put down now. Too early for crab grass prevention so just a weed and feed?

According to a website in that other thread I should do it now I guess. Doesn't matter, it will pour rain a day or two later and wash it away like last year.
 
Drove to Wichita and back this weekend to buy a grill that was a great price. Found it on facebook marketplace.
Didn't end up in a bathtub of ice missing a kidney so I guess it was a success.
Criminals are so thoughtful these days. I remember the days when they'd steal your kidney and leave you on the side of the road.

Seen the picture of that bad boy in the other thread.
I don't really want to see Gr8, sans kidney, in a bathtub full of ice.
 
With all the kidney conversation, it reminded me of the time I had nephritis as a 7 year old. (Severe inflammation of the kidneys, I was pi**ing pretty much pure blood.

It was touch-and-go for awhile, it got to the point where my brother volunteered to donate one of his kidneys if mine failed. Luckily that didn't happen.

One good result is that it taught me to (however gross this might seem) watch what goes into the bowl. Many times what comes out of your body tells just as much of a story as what goes in. ;)
 
I was looking into renting a boat for a day on a lake. $900 clean which I find kinda pricey but then I looked up how much a boat is, like $30-50k+! What the ****? How does everyone in Minnesota afford one?
Just exactly what kind of boat are you renting? Fishing boat? Luxury yacht?
 
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The cut right by the corner of my mouth finally healed up, the issues with using actual blades. Finally got a full shave done, feels good. Had to run the **** van Dyke goatee for about two weeks.
 
Healthy results = good results. Everything after that is a plus.

I was always amazed at the amount of goop they put on my wife's belly. It always seemed excessive.
And the fact that they warm that goop up. They would never do that if men had ultrasounds. Just rub the ultrasound device on there until the skin turns raw.
 
Long soccer-related post. Beware.

My daughter's team played up a year for a soccer tourney this past weekend. They won one and lost two, but fought hard given the ridiculous size difference (one year shouldn't make a difference, but I bet we gave up an average 6 inches and 20 lbs/girl).

During her last game, we were down 0-2 and my daughter had been in a game-long battle with their center back. She muscled into position and struck a really nice shot that the keeper barely deflected wide. The ref awarded a goal kick. My daughter, who was knocked to the ground during the shot, looked at the ref, and threw her hands up in disbelief.

There were only second left and they were really trying to avoid the shutout. The keeper takes the kick and mis-hit the ball a bit. My daughter jumps in front of her nemesis, chests the ball down and, mid-wind-up, promptly gets a two-handed shove to the back putting her on her face.

The refs whistle blows once..... then two more times signalling the end of the game. It was time and it wouldn't have made a difference in the outcome, but my daughter was HOT that she got deprived of her chance to put a goal on the board. That was all she talked about on the way to the car.

Knowing she needed encouragement and being the sympathetic father I am, I called her a flopper. I said she looked like Marcus Smart in cleats.

She punched my shoulder. Then we got ice cream. Ice cream made it better.
 
Just exactly what kind of boat are you renting? Fishing boat? Luxury yacht?

Just a pontoon boat is what I was looking at. I wish they had smaller ones though.

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And the fact that they warm that goop up. They would never do that if men had ultrasounds. Just rub the ultrasound device on there until the skin turns raw.
I have had ultrasounds for a few different health things. They use a ton of goop and they warm it up.
 
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