Random Thoughts IX (The first 8 were probably better)

[wxman1]

Hey someone finally answered the phone at the tree company! Their excuse was that they "are behind schedule due to some city jobs that came up". THEN FREAKING CALL AND LET ME KNOW!

Chaser-They are requiring I take down a section of fence on the side of the house. I should be good with not taking the post out right?

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Ladies, help me out. Why oh why do women offer two options when only one of them is right?

I have literally never done this in my life.

To give you the illusion of being in control...

 

[coolerifyoudid]

To give you the illusion of being in control...

Dammit.

 

[55dB]

Sometimes I wonder how I am related to my siblings. I wrote what I thought to be a very reasonable post on facebook, and my brother sends me a barrage of text messages this morning, saying if I was mad at him I should have called rather than making snide remarks on facebook.

I can't win.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Sometimes I wonder how I am related to my siblings.

Your parents had sex multiple times.

You're welcome

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Sometimes I wonder how I am related to my siblings. I wrote what I thought to be a very reasonable post on facebook, and my brother sends me a barrage of text messages this morning, saying if I was mad at him I should have called rather than making snide remarks on facebook.

I can't win.

I'll trade you my younger brother.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I'll trade you my younger brother.

and I'll throw in a SIl and BIL. No charge.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Hey someone finally answered the phone at the tree company! Their excuse was that they "are behind schedule due to some city jobs that came up". THEN FREAKING CALL AND LET ME KNOW!

Chaser-They are requiring I take down a section of fence on the side of the house. I should be good with not taking the post out right?

Excuse the caps but,

TAKE THE POST OUT!!!!

Nothing I hate more about my job than taking out fences and posts.

 

[cowgirl836]

and I'll throw in a SIl and BIL. No charge.

can I throw in family members as well?

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Sometimes I wonder how I am related to my siblings. I wrote what I thought to be a very reasonable post on facebook, and my brother sends me a barrage of text messages this morning, saying if I was mad at him I should have called rather than making snide remarks on facebook.

I can't win.

I'll beat him up for you

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Sometimes I wonder how I am related to my siblings. I wrote what I thought to be a very reasonable post on facebook, and my brother sends me a barrage of text messages this morning, saying if I was mad at him I should have called rather than making snide remarks on facebook.

I can't win.

I thought what you wrote was very well worded. I'm struggling with a few of my friends on "the other side" that are equally lacking in grace as winners...I've been biting my tongue since Tuesday night, trying to put into words what I'm feeling without making people think I'm directing it at them. Even though some of it may be obliquely directed at them.

 

[55dB]

I thought what you wrote was very well worded. I'm struggling with a few of my friends on "the other side" that are equally lacking in grace as winners...I've been biting my tongue since Tuesday night, trying to put into words what I'm feeling without making people think I'm directing it at them. Even though some of it may be obliquely directed at them.

I mean, it was a little inspired by, but not completely directed at him. I apologized to him, but he's acting like a child so I doubt that I will get one in return.

Can't choose family, but at least I have amazing friends.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

and I'll throw in a SIl and BIL. No charge.

I still might come out on top.

 

[CyArob]

Food poisoning is really enjoyable.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Food poisoning is really enjoyable.

Especially if you can successfully mask the smell of the poison so the intended target isn't tipped off to its presence.

 

[CyArob]

Especially if you can successfully mask the smell of the poison so the intended target isn't tipped off to its presence.

You sunuva...

 

[cowgirl836]

Food poisoning is really enjoyable.

you eat the same chicken @Bret44 ate?

 

[wxman1]

I still might come out on top.

TWSS

 

[BCClone]

I guess my family isn't that bad, we pretty much leave each other alone. Then again, I don't Facebook, Twitter or anything like that.

 

[jcyclonee]

Ladies, help me out. Why oh why do women offer two options when only one of them is right?

I have literally never done this in my life.

They want you to know that you are not right.

To give you the illusion of being in control...

I have no illusions about this.