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I have two possibilities - a failed excuse for a man who once wanted to be president and could conceivably (pun intended) run again, or an Air Force Base. Do I win?

Oops forgot the apostrophe. It's only the best apple orchard around. It's in the middle of nowhere northern IL, not far from me. Warm apple donuts. I'm drooling right now
 
Moist, a nickname for a female body part or a cat, and fart are words that 90% of females I know tell me they hate whenever I happen to say them. It's weird. I've never heard of a dude who says he hates a word because it's so gross.
 
Moist, a nickname for a female body part or a cat, and fart are words that 90% of females I know tell me they hate whenever I happen to say them. It's weird. I've never heard of a dude who says he hates a word because it's so gross.

I've never heard a single woman ever tell me that she hated the word until conveniently after the How I Met Your Mother episode where Lily says she hates the word.
 
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Moist, a nickname for a female body part or a cat, and fart are words that 90% of females I know tell me they hate whenever I happen to say them. It's weird. I've never heard of a dude who says he hates a word because it's so gross.

Don't have any problems with any of those words, although after living in the house of testosterone, I now longer refer to cats with that word (or female body parts, for that matter!).

The c word, OTOH...use that in my presence and I'll give you what for!

One compound word my sons know not to use in my presence is mother-f*****. It's not that I have a huge problem with the second half of the word; it's not one that I use, and I tend to not like movies, music or conversations where it is liberally used. However, use it in conjunction with the first word and you can probably guess why I don't like it. :)
 
Don't have any problems with any of those words, although after living in the house of testosterone, I now longer refer to cats with that word (or female body parts, for that matter!).

The c word, OTOH...use that in my presence and I'll give you what for!

One compound word my sons know not to use in my presence is mother-f*****. It's not that I have a huge problem with the second half of the word; it's not one that I use, and I tend to not like movies, music or conversations where it is liberally used. However, use it in conjunction with the first word and you can probably guess why I don't like it. :)

Cat?

And while I don't use mother ******, **** is still my favorite word and use it often.
 
Cat?

And while I don't use mother ******, **** is still my favorite word and use it often.


I remember hearing someone else swear when I was like 11 and I'm like I'm never becoming one of those foul-mouthed people.


That changed. Pretty sure f***, s***, and various forms of damn are half my vocabulary.
 
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