Cowgirl's going to come home to a note on her door:
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cowgirl,
So glad you are now part of our neighborhood, welcome. We hate to start our relationship off with a sour note, but we feel there are some issues to address. While we didn't say anything at first about the gentleman who camps in your tree every weekend, we do try and be understanding of people's property rights, and allow them to use their property as they see fit, we do wish to bring it up now, along with pointing out the fact that the gigantic "I'm a Beibliever" banner hanging from that same tree is clearly a violation of the neighborhood association covenant that you should have been given a copy of by your builder. If you did not receive a copy of it, please let us know, we will provide you with one. Again, while we do try and allow people to enjoy their property as they wish, when it comes to things that potentially affect the property values of those around you, we must step in. I think it should be clear that having a resident loudly proclaiming their love for 'the beibster' in such a bold manner has irreparable impacts to the value of our fine neighborhood.
If you wish to express your opinion on the matter, feel free to contact the neighborhood association president at ***-***-****. Otherwise, please remove the offending material at the first opportunity.
Sincerly, your neighbors.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cowgirl,
So glad you are now part of our neighborhood, welcome. We hate to start our relationship off with a sour note, but we feel there are some issues to address. While we didn't say anything at first about the gentleman who camps in your tree every weekend, we do try and be understanding of people's property rights, and allow them to use their property as they see fit, we do wish to bring it up now, along with pointing out the fact that the gigantic "I'm a Beibliever" banner hanging from that same tree is clearly a violation of the neighborhood association covenant that you should have been given a copy of by your builder. If you did not receive a copy of it, please let us know, we will provide you with one. Again, while we do try and allow people to enjoy their property as they wish, when it comes to things that potentially affect the property values of those around you, we must step in. I think it should be clear that having a resident loudly proclaiming their love for 'the beibster' in such a bold manner has irreparable impacts to the value of our fine neighborhood.
If you wish to express your opinion on the matter, feel free to contact the neighborhood association president at ***-***-****. Otherwise, please remove the offending material at the first opportunity.
Sincerly, your neighbors.
