Random Thoughts IV

[00clone]

Alternate response: "Oh, man, M'town, that's uglier than your portfolio this week."

 

[BoxsterCy]

Looks like BMB is also a public speaker that hobnobs with the president of the USA as well now.

Meh, doesn't match my failed senatorial bid in 2000. My "screw the Vikings and I don't care about walleyes" stance just did not resonate with Minnesota voters in the 2000 election.

 

[cowgirl836]

I would have voted for you just for the hair.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Meh, doesn't match my failed senatorial bid in 2000. My "screw the Vikings and I don't care about walleyes" stance just did not resonate with Minnesota voters in the 2000 election.

It was the beard, Boxster. For some strange reason, Americans rarely elect a man with a beard. Mustaches occasionally, but almost NEVER beards.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Meh, doesn't match my failed senatorial bid in 2000. My "screw the Vikings and I don't care about walleyes" stance just did not resonate with Minnesota voters in the 2000 election.

Damned hanging chads.

 

[Rabbuk]

I think it was the tie, not patriotic enough and too much geometric patterning going on.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

OK, now that I got some things done and Mrs. is back from swimming lessons, the update everyone has been waiting for about the yoga pants situation:

Spoiler

They pants shipped last night. Hoping they'll arrive early next week

Wait. They were ordered online?

 

[carvers4math]

If this person was your friend, would you tell them or not? I guess I would take a picture and show them. Friends don't let friends go out in public like that do they?

 

[00clone]

Wait. They were ordered online?

Yeah, that's why nickels hasn't sent pics of her new ones yet.

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

the picture was taken from people of walmart.

she (?) just so happens to be cowgirl's side piece.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Yeah, that's why nickels hasn't sent pics of her new ones yet.

It's cool. I'm down with getting the Belfies of her in her old ones still.

 

[cowgirl836]

the picture was taken from people of walmart.

she (?) just so happens to be cowgirl's side piece.

wait, what?

 

[carvers4math]

So I own one pair of yoga pants that I only wear at home to do my old ladies yoga video. And I usually wear gym shorts for yoga unless I am cold. But I just put on my yoga pants and made one of the kids take a picture. He is rolling his eyes at me. I get that a lot.

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

wait, what?

i would have said it's my side piece but everyone knows i usually don't attract people with such voluptuous and attractive boot-ays.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

So I own one pair of yoga pants that I only wear at home to do my old ladies yoga video. And I usually wear gym shorts for yoga unless I am cold. But I just put on my yoga pants and made one of the kids take a picture. He is rolling his eyes at me. I get that a lot.

Do you need help on how to post pics on here? I'm asking for Boxster.

 

[cowgirl836]

i would have said it's my side piece but everyone knows i usually don't attract people with such voluptuous and attractive boot-ays.

.............and I do?

 

[SaraV]

See, yoga pants to me are sweat pants without the elastic around your ankle...& perhaps a drawstring waist. Are these yoga pants? I never thought of yoga pants being tight around the leg.

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

.............and I do?

i picked you because i thought anyone else might get mad at the joke. boy was i wrong.

wrong wrong wrong

 

[cyrocksmypants]

See, yoga pants to me are sweat pants without the elastic around your ankle...& perhaps a drawstring waist. Are these yoga pants? I never thought of yoga pants being tight around the leg.

Yoga pants are definitely tight. I think ideally, all yoga clothing (when actually used for yoga) is supposed to be tight and close to the skin.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

i picked you because i thought anyone else might get mad at the joke. boy was i wrong.

wrong wrong wrong

Played Russian roulette and lost.