Random Thoughts IV

[cyrocksmypants]

Hey, get your GD insurance, lackey! Don't you know that your healthy *** paying for insurance is the only way it's cheaper than it should be for me with my 2 kids?

The state of Hawaii pays for the health insurance of anyone that works over 20 hours a week. Straight ballin'!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Alien 5 - with Ripley AND Hicks???? Yes please!

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Pass by gas at $2.98. Pass by gas at $3.08. Pass by gas at $3.03. Light comes on and have to gas up at $3.21.

Nailed it.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Come on KC. I would think you know me well enough from my posting on here and on Facebook that I wasn't serious in that sexual offender registry thread.

 

[WIBadger]

Kermit and miss piggy split. What. The. ****. Is nothing sacred anymore?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Kermit and miss piggy split. What. The. ****. Is nothing sacred anymore?

#loveisntreal bro.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Come on KC. I would think you know me well enough from my posting on here and on Facebook that I wasn't serious in that sexual offender registry thread.

Yeah...took me til the second post. I'm off my game today, I guess.

Don't remember the FB post...

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Yeah...took me til the second post. I'm off my game today, I guess.

Don't remember the FB post...

Just my general bleeding heart posting style, nothing specifically.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Just my general bleeding heart posting style, nothing specifically.

Well, you DO have to admit that it would be tough to castrate a woman.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Well, you DO have to admit that it would be tough to castrate a woman.

Women can't rape guys. Duh. EVERY guy at ANY age is willing. Those women are clearly just being falsely accused.

 

[WIBadger]

#loveisntreal bro.

:cry:

 

[cyrocksmypants]

:cry:

If a puppet pig and a puppet frog can't make it in this crazy world, who can?

 

[WIBadger]

If a puppet pig and a puppet front can't make it in this crazy world, who can?

Exactly, they're puppets. They can make their story whatever they want. They can live happily ever after. First merge and homer, now this

 

[00clone]

If a puppet pig and a puppet frog can't make it in this crazy world, who can?

Personally, I'm rooting for a goofy pescatarian and a cutie with sexy nerd glasses, but maybe I'm old fashioned.

:wink:

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Personally, I'm rooting for a goofy pescatarian and a cutie with sexy nerd glasses, but maybe I'm old fashioned.

:wink:

Oh, she's already trapped in my web now. Usually the only way out is death.

 

[00clone]

Oh, she's already trapped in my web now. Usually the only way out is death.

Well, that sounds creepy...speaking of spiderwebs, though, and that South Pacific show...in the Solomon Islands, there's a fish they catch that has too small of a mouth for a hook, so they wrap spiderwebs around a stick, then fish them out with a kite, the fish snags it's mouth in the spiderweb.

[video=youtube;N-hmHuRKYP8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-hmHuRKYP8[/video]

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Well, that sounds creepy...speaking of spiderwebs, though, and that South Pacific show...in the Solomon Islands, there's a fish they catch that has too small of a mouth for a hook, so they wrap spiderwebs around a stick, then fish them out with a kite, the fish snags it's mouth in the spiderweb.

[video=youtube;N-hmHuRKYP8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-hmHuRKYP8[/video]

Was that not romantic? I felt like what I said was a romantic thing to say?

 

[00clone]

Was that not romantic? I felt like what I said was a romantic thing to say?

Sure, WDSM, it was great.

 

[CyArob]

http://www.kwwl.com/story/29705347/...-meth-lab-found-inside-cedar-rapids-taco-bell

Meth labs inside Taco Bell? Why didn't I think of that. Genius!

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Sure, WDSM, it was great.

Huh. Maybe that's why she hasn't returned any of my calls or texts?