Random thoughts III

[cyrocksmypants]

Side note. I feel so bad for this bartender. Her baby daddy is sitting next to me and the dude is just a loser. He's awkward, talking about stupid ****, and keeps bothering her. I usually would be the guy that says 'you did this to yourself' but she's so nice and he's such a ****** canoe.

They're probably both playing you so you give her a bigger tip because you feel sorry for here.

Either that, or they're wanting an Eiffel Tower.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

This is I what I call barbecue. Always have. Everyone in my family does too.

You done did it now.

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

chaser's original question was whether one, confronted with a sandwich in which there is cooked loose hamburger combined with seasonings and sauces, whether one should call that a 'barbecue' or whether one should call it a 'sloppy joe'. I think it was an extension of the earlier container/canister discussion, and was chaser trying to determine exactly how weird he talks...and the answer is 'significantly weird'.

That's a maid rite.

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

They're probably both playing you so you give her a bigger tip because you feel sorry for here.

Either that, or they're wanting an Eiffel Tower.

What do you call an Eiffel tower if the baby is still there?

 

[CyArob]

That's a maid rite.

Dat loose meat

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

Dat loose meat

Let the record show, I don't care what that sandwich is called. I want it in, near, or around my mouth. Now.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

What do you call an Eiffel tower if the baby is still there?

Standing Bassinet.

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

Also, we had a loose meat sandwich in college called The Wartburger. That and the biscuits and gravy were pretty much the only things worth going to the caf for. Otherwise we just signed our meals over to The Den.

 

[isulive2train]

This is I what I call barbecue. Always have. Everyone in my family does too.

That's a turd samich.

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

Standing Bassinet.

I like you.

 

[SaraV]

This is I what I call barbecue. Always have. Everyone in my family does too.

 

[MLawrence]

This is I what I call barbecue. Always have. Everyone in my family does too.

You are on your own on this one.

 

[stormchaser2014]

 

[CloneinWDSM]

This is I what I call barbecue. Always have. Everyone in my family does too.

That is not even close to barbecue

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I like you.

I marvel at my own greatness often.

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

Dude next to me just ordered a burger. Changed the cheese, no bun, green beans on the side. Ordered a side of celery sticks to eat while he waited and asked if they had sweet potato fries instead of real fries.

I can't even.

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

Oh and he brought his iPad with him. So that's neat.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Dude next to me just ordered a burger. Changed the cheese, no bun, green beans on the side. Ordered a side of celery sticks to eat while he waited and asked if they had sweet potato fries instead of real fries.

I can't even.

Does he know he's at a bar?

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

Does he know he's at a bar?

Does he know he's a man?

 

[wxman1]

I feel like I should go check on 00. His head probably exploded.