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Seems to be hitting those types of people hard. DH's mom had something similar over Thanksgiving and she and DH are pretty much never sick.
Speaking of dad jokes. I'm not a dad but realized what a doosh nozzle I sound like picking up food that my wife ordered. I'll say, "pickup for mtown" and they will say "beef and mushoom, right", and I'll say "I don't know. My wife orders it and I just do the dirty work." Or something like that. The other day a guy in line at little ceasers said that exact same thing and I groaned with how unclever and dumb it sounded.
So I learned two things last week. 1-I'm not witty, and 2-I will make dad jokes when I'm a dad.
So I learned two things last week. 1-I'm not witty, and 2-I will make dad jokes when I'm a dad.
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I hope people are feeling better today. Z got soaked on the way home from helping oversee a final exam with dad. Thankfully, she didn't get sick. Though the wind last night woke her up twice and had to come to our room. I also had the first real experience of Z refusing food. I tried oatmeal warmed up with water. Not only did it smell bad, I tasted it too and yuck.
Not sure if you posted this as a Christmas funny or to see if Pants will reply with a "those look like boobies" comment (or both).
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I'm pretty sure I could bring some 80 year old MRE's and spoiled milk to work and someone would consume it because it's free.
Personally as a dad, there are four levels of success with dad jokes.
1) Dad joke makes Mom groan.
2) Dad joke makes kids groan.
3) Dad gets kids to repeat dad jokes.
4) Dad gets kids to make dad jokes of their own.
Soylent Green is the best. It's totally organic, man.
This has to be the biggest marketing fail for any demographic over 50. I'm not even 50 (yet) and I think it is horrible. I mean really, who in their right mind would think Soylent is a good name for a food product considering the history?
I'll be that guy and say that if they are 80 years old they are "Reserve Rations". C-Rations hadn't even come out 80 years ago to say nothing of MREs.
You are welcome.
Clearly that is one of those rare boobs with two nipples.
Going for the rare Tuco fourpeat here.
Taking business guests to a pizza chain for dinner when we live in one of the best foodie cities in the country is not ok.
Yes! all done. I'm not sure what they were doing, something to the window probably to stop water from getting in.
After I posted, I immediately thought, "I should probably do a quick check to see when MRE's first came out." * Then I decided that would require effort. That's in very short supply with me today.
Hardtack was the word I was initially looking for, but I couldn't come up with it.
*FYI, it was 1981. I would have thought they were older, honestly.
Great, now I have even less effort to disperse for the rest of the day. Thanks Velo.
Went on a date last night. Got turned down for a second because she didn't feel any physical attraction. I'm gonna go cry now. :cry:
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