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So we were hanging out with friends this afternoon and we got on the topic of swallow breast milk on Craig's list. I had a co-worker put some up and someone asked if she would just feed her baby.

This couple had two women and ten men inquire about it. Apparently it is a big thing in body building and what not. One guy wanted to meet her at a gas station and watch her pump so he knew it was legit. Another guy offered $500 for 1 minute on the breast.

My wife just looked at me and said no.
 
So we were hanging out with friends this afternoon and we got on the topic of swallow breast milk on Craig's list. I had a co-worker put some up and someone asked if she would just feed her baby.

This couple had two women and ten men inquire about it. Apparently it is a big thing in body building and what not. One guy wanted to meet her at a gas station and watch her pump so he knew it was legit. Another guy offered $500 for 1 minute on the breast.

My wife just looked at me and said no.

That is insane and kinda gross.
 
So we were hanging out with friends this afternoon and we got on the topic of swallow breast milk on Craig's list. I had a co-worker put some up and someone asked if she would just feed her baby.

This couple had two women and ten men inquire about it. Apparently it is a big thing in body building and what not. One guy wanted to meet her at a gas station and watch her pump so he knew it was legit. Another guy offered $500 for 1 minute on the breast.

My wife just looked at me and said no.

500 for one minute? That'd be hard to turn down....
 
I happened to catch The Little Mermaid on one of the Disney channels last week. Funny how I could remember pretty much all of the songs. Also noticed how in the song the palace chef sings, the lyricist got a little lazy. "Le Poisson, Le Poisson/Hee hee hee, hawn hawn hawn..." where the laugh rhymes with the second syllable of "poisson".

And another favorite line..."Now I stuff you with bread/Don't hurt, cuz you're dead!"
 
I just went to a sports oriented message board that I hadn't probably visited in eight years.

The board format hasn't changed in 15 years. Oof.
 
Does anyone else's spouse take hours longer on shopping trips/similar than they say?

Everytime my wife goes to DSM she gets dinner for us. Needless to say she's still not back yet from her trip today where she left at 11.

I dont care that she's gone but it's annoying because she brings home food late every time and gets mad if I complain about it. If you tell me 6 but get home at 9 and you told me you'd bring dinner I have a right to be ****** off.
 
Does anyone else's spouse take hours longer on shopping trips/similar than they say?

Everytime my wife goes to DSM she gets dinner for us. Needless to say she's still not back yet from her trip today where she left at 11.

I dont care that she's gone but it's annoying because she brings home food late every time and gets mad if I complain about it. If you tell me 6 but get home at 9 and you told me you'd bring dinner I have a right to be ****** off.

Yes, the wife and her sister pull this stunt all the time. Im like:

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On that note this is the first night in damn near 2.5 years with out having to wake up with daughter in the house I am not even mad about it.
 
most places do free shipping after a certain price amount, right? So we were getting ready to order lights from Menard's - nothing crazy huge or oddly shaped. Order is over $100 so I'm thinking free shipping should be a thing. Nope. Not even close. They wanted to charge $50 to ship these lights. Ship to store is not an option. So we relook at Home Depot's site and find similar lights that will work and ship for free or ship to store. I guess Menard's will not be getting this business. Though I don't really want to buy from them now anyone. Whatevs, win-win for us.

But seriously, I have never seen shipping costs like that for such normal things.
 
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