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CG, I have to admit that I was also immediately thinking down that road when reading your original glitter post. Tell DH to be more careful.

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I can't see DH being that guy, but if he were, he would nope right out of a place with glitter. He despises glitter. But now I'm super curious where the glitter came from. I've showered the past few days....I'm wondering if a scarf or something I wore to Christmas and had on while opening gifts brought back some glitter with it. Would make sense as to where I'm finding it. But I thought I just washed that too. IDK, glitter mystery.
 
Happy trails, Boxster! That's a boo-boo we almost made in 2010.

Sister is already down there and I had to tell her my trip might be screwed up. I guess bro-law was all "How could he be that stupid" until sis reminded him that their doctor daughter had to do a expedited passport a couple of years ago to join them because SHE had let hers expire. My sis is pretty cool in sticking up for dumb bunny older bro and she made me fell less stupid.

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I can't see DH being that guy, but if he were, he would nope right out of a place with glitter. He despises glitter. But now I'm super curious where the glitter came from. I've showered the past few days....I'm wondering if a scarf or something I wore to Christmas and had on while opening gifts brought back some glitter with it. Would make sense as to where I'm finding it. But I thought I just washed that too. IDK, glitter mystery.

There's a reason he despises glitter....

Does he also come home smelling like cigarettes and cotton candy sometimes?
 
I can't see DH being that guy, but if he were, he would nope right out of a place with glitter. He despises glitter. But now I'm super curious where the glitter came from. I've showered the past few days....I'm wondering if a scarf or something I wore to Christmas and had on while opening gifts brought back some glitter with it. Would make sense as to where I'm finding it. But I thought I just washed that too. IDK, glitter mystery.


Hmm..so is Cowgirl Velma or Daphne......

At the end, when CG determines it was the ***** bar, DH will be all "And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling pantsy and double ought and that darn glitter!"
 
Are you sure all of this glitter isn't actually pixie dust and totally unrelated to strip clubs and such?

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someone can't open a zipped file today and I don't think they understand how they work. I can't do this. It's only Monday. Halp.
 
So all this glitter talk reminded me of am experience I had a couple of years ago. I was back in CR for the weekend and was hanging out with some buddies. They decided we should all go to the Lumber yard. A couple buddies got private dances, one of which lives with his girlfriend. So on the way back to the NE side he realizes he is covered in glitter and smells like the strippers perfume.

Same guy also got drugged while at a strip club we went to for a buddies bachelor party on St. Louis last August.
 
The stripper thing makes sense. Only time grown men would come in contact with glitter.
 
Tell them that it's maybe stuck and they should rub a crayon on it.


now I'm discovering it's not their fault. It really won't open. Because they can't have winzip. I have winzip. Apparently it's a super expensive program they can't have but I have for free. I should have brought that tongue blackening wine to work. I feel like this is when I got told the reason I got warnings on zip files was because I wanted to use Chrome instead of IE6. That commercial where they say "that's not how any of this works" is exactly how I felt.
 
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