Random thoughts III

[BoxsterCy]

So bored. Fifth night in Iowa. Close to death from the pure uncut mainline boredom.

No internet. No cable. Just frozen pizza and my phone. So ******* boring!!!!

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Whatever, Hoichizikberg

*Edit: Everyone knows you're just using this "supposed" interest as leverage to get put back in your old region where your best buddy boss was letting you get away with anything (well, other than setting your own work hours instead of being told when you could take time off like a minion).

Just because I used to work there doesn't mean this isn't my dream job. It'll be great being able to raise Sexy Nerd Glasses Jr. just a short distance from her grandparents.

 

[55dB]

Just wait until we have a daughter and she turns 18. And also hope she looks like Sexy Nerd Glasses and not me. I'm in this Iowa State coach thing for the long haul. It's been my dream job.

I was really awkward at 18. Didn't get "hot" until about 23.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I was really awkward at 18. Didn't get "hot" until about 23.

I'll make enough money where we can get Sexy Nerd Glasses Jr. those sexy nerd glasses well before she's 23. Maybe even a nice hair curler.

 

[cowgirl836]

I'll make enough money where we can get Sexy Nerd Glasses Jr. those sexy nerd glasses well before she's 23. Maybe even a nice hair curler.

nickels, don't let him buy you a curling iron. Don't.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

nickels, don't let him buy you a curling iron. Don't.

You're not invited to the press conference.

 

[wxman1]

I think it is pretty awesome that KCRG (and presumably) other stations are Giving CF credit for today's Hornyball drama. They should and Scott is a class act so I am not surprised. Just cool to see.

 

[55dB]

nickels, don't let him buy you a curling iron. Don't.

I think step one is not letting him impregnate me.

 

[WIBadger]

nickels, don't let him buy you a curling iron. Don't.

So you're saying don't buy the girl you're wooing a curling iron...duly noted

 

[WIBadger]

While I like his music, I still can't believe Graham Candy's voice belongs to a man.

on my phone so I can't link but it's weird watching his music video "holding up balloons"

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I think step one is not letting him impregnate me.

That step doesn't come until much later.

 

[isulive2train]

 

[55dB]

Pantsy lives for drama.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Pantsy lives for drama.

You're lucky you're attractive, Sexy Nerd Glasses.

 

[isulive2train]

Bear Grylls can get through anything.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Bear Grylls can get through anything.

Wasn't that show determined to be super fake years ago?

 

[00clone]

Wasn't that show determined to be super fake years ago?

Nah, you're thinking of Survivorman...the canadian guy, not the british guy.

 

[carvers4math]

Down I lay me down to sleep,
I pray Paul Rhoads his job to keep.
Please win a half a dozen games,
No bungled coach search bringing shame.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Nah, you're thinking of Survivorman...the canadian guy, not the british guy.

It was definitely the British guy. Like, he was found to be staying in hotels and **** when he was filming.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Down I lay me down to sleep,
I pray Paul Rhoads his job to keep.
Please win a half a dozen games,
No bungled coach search bringing shame.

Don't bring religion into this, Carvers. You'll have 00 trying to convert me again.