a traveling salesman was in line at an airline and as he approached the counter found him staring at a very large-chested young woman. He was momentarily flustered and asked "can I please get one picket to tittsburgh? ... ohmygod I mean one TICKET to PITTSburgh". He was very embarrassed and when she handed him the ticket he walked away redfaced as quickly as possible.
later on the flight he found himself seated next to an older gentleman flying solo. after some small talk he hesitantly said "man I really have to tell somebody about this ... earlier as I was getting my ticket at the counter, instead of asking the lady for one TICKET to PITTSburgh, I asked her for one PICKET to TITTSburgh, it was so embarrassing"
The older man chuckled knowingly and said "yeah, I've had some similar things happen to me. Like the other night over supper, I meant to ask my wife 'can you PASS the PEAS', but what I actually said was 'you ruined my life you f'ing *****'"
later on the flight he found himself seated next to an older gentleman flying solo. after some small talk he hesitantly said "man I really have to tell somebody about this ... earlier as I was getting my ticket at the counter, instead of asking the lady for one TICKET to PITTSburgh, I asked her for one PICKET to TITTSburgh, it was so embarrassing"
The older man chuckled knowingly and said "yeah, I've had some similar things happen to me. Like the other night over supper, I meant to ask my wife 'can you PASS the PEAS', but what I actually said was 'you ruined my life you f'ing *****'"
