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IASTATE07

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Now that we're winning games, we need to make a list of changes to make.

-change to artificial turf
-fire PA guy
-raise the roof of the indoor practice facility or dome Jack Trice. avoid any possible weather related issues in the future.
-make the hot chocolate hotter or change name to warm chocolate. It wasn't as advertised at the Baylor game.
 

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I would also like 10 lanes of traffic in and out of the stadium. Also, JP should get his bachelors degree in meteorology so all suspect weather kickoffs can be avoided ! :D
 

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Guessing the OP doesn't attend many games in other stadiums. I was watching several games over the past few weeks on TV and could hear the same yelling announcer voice. Those saying our announcer is too announcer-y or our music is too loud or our band plays too many modern songs or whatever would complain at nearly any stadium in college football.

Plenty of other things to focus on now that we have an 8 win football team headed to a bowl game!
 

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Guessing the OP doesn't attend many games in other stadiums. I was watching several games over the past few weeks on TV and could hear the same yelling announcer voice. Those saying our announcer is too announcer-y or our music is too loud or our band plays too many modern songs or whatever would complain at nearly any stadium in college football.

Plenty of other things to focus on now that we have an 8 win football team headed to a bowl game!
I'm just talking about the PA guy....he sucks.
 

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Now that we're winning games, we need to make a list of changes to make.

-change to artificial turf
-fire PA guy
-raise the roof of the indoor practice facility or dome Jack Trice. avoid any possible weather related issues in the future.
-make the hot chocolate hotter or change name to warm chocolate. It wasn't as advertised at the Baylor game.
You forgot:
-Fire Matt Campbell
-Expand the press box
-Bowl in the North End Zone
-Gold Helmets
-Every game is Jack Trice throwback game
-Stop scheduling Danceathon during home games
-Bring back baseball
-Elbows too pointy
-Ban Prohm from having basketball team prayer

Hmm, I'm probably forgetting something here.

Edit: oh that's right!!!
-Plant a giant root over Jack Trice Stadium to provide cover

Edit2:
@IASTATE07 Hockey is a varsity sport now.

Yet another edit: More contributions!!! Thank you everyone, much more of this and the mods will have to sticky it. :)
@Nelcyn: End of the 3rd quarter song?
@intrepid27: Hire OC??
@ca4cy: Not 6-10..do not want
@DarkStar: Can a plane on a treadmill take off?
@Cyguy94: Pave the north parking lot.
@cycloner29: Bring back tractor and truck pulling to Hilton!
 
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IASTATE07

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You forgot:
Fire Matt Campbell
Expand the press box
Bowl in the North End Zone
Gold Helmets
Every game is Jack Trice throwback game
Stop scheduling Danceathon during home games
Bring back baseball
Elbows too pointy
Ban Prohm from having basketball team prayer

Hmm, I'm probably forgetting something here.

How the hell did you forget about starting hockey?
 

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If we dome in the stadium would we still want hotter hot chocolate if even have it at all. It would be warm all the time in there.
 

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Guessing the OP doesn't attend many games in other stadiums. I was watching several games over the past few weeks on TV and could hear the same yelling announcer voice. Those saying our announcer is too announcer-y or our music is too loud or our band plays too many modern songs or whatever would complain at nearly any stadium in college football.

Plenty of other things to focus on now that we have an 8 win football team headed to a bowl game!
I've been to every Power 5 stadium and he's the worst.... he sucks.
 

IASTATE07

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If we dome in the stadium would we still want hotter hot chocolate if even have it at all. It would be warm all the time in there.

I would still need it to walk back to my car. But only until the heated walkways are built.
 
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ca4cy

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You forgot:
-Fire Matt Campbell
-Expand the press box
-Bowl in the North End Zone
-Gold Helmets
-Every game is Jack Trice throwback game
-Stop scheduling Danceathon during home games
-Bring back baseball
-Elbows too pointy
-Ban Prohm from having basketball team prayer

Hmm, I'm probably forgetting something here.

Edit: oh that's right!!!
-Plant a giant root over Jack Trice Stadium to provide cover

Edit2:
-Hockey is a varsity sport now.

You forgot "Not 6-10..do not want."
 
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intrepid27

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You forgot:
-Fire Matt Campbell
-Expand the press box
-Bowl in the North End Zone
-Gold Helmets
-Every game is Jack Trice throwback game
-Stop scheduling Danceathon during home games
-Bring back baseball
-Elbows too pointy
-Ban Prohm from having basketball team prayer

Hmm, I'm probably forgetting something here.

Edit: oh that's right!!!
-Plant a giant root over Jack Trice Stadium to provide cover

Edit2:
-Hockey is a varsity sport now.

Whar Hire OC??
 

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