Once a Hawkeye...

...went to ISU and saw the light and converted.

Thank God that ****s over.

Go Cyclones.
 
...is handled by humans, his mother will never take him back in the nest.
 
...catches the herps, it's only a matter of time til his whole family has it.
 
...bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the hawkeye
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
 
Lol, poor Gonzo and Clark. I was on my phone when I posted that, and couldn't remember all the Cyhawks on this board.
 
I've seen a few shirts lately that say "Once a Hawkeye..." on them and it always gets me thinking about how I would finish that sentence. What say you, CF? How should this sentence end?

"now a Cyclone."