Once a Hawkeye...

[azepp]

I've seen a few shirts lately that say "Once a Hawkeye..." on them and it always gets me thinking about how I would finish that sentence. What say you, CF? How should this sentence end?

 

[Cyclonin]

Twice an Arrest record?

 

[Malone]

no means yes.

 

[CyZinger]

Always a loser.

 

[BigLame]

An Eternity in Hell awaits?

sinners

 

[cyclonedave25]

Once a felon.

 

[Tailg8er]

Always a Panther.

 

[Mr Janny]

Once a Hawkeye...

...rides in your car, you'll never get the stink out.
...enters your home, the property value drops $15,000.
...told me used to bang 5 b!tches a week, but had to stop when the ASPCA caught on.

 

[PabloDiablo]

So is this shirt an effort to shame the bandwagon fans that are leaving their sinking ship or what?

Once a Hawkeye....

....forever a Kirkwood Grad.
....always a walmart shopper.

 

[Judoka]

Not even once.

 

[azepp]

So is this shirt an effort to shame the bandwagon fans that are leaving their sinking ship or what?

I think you've nailed it.

 

[CyTwins]

2009 Orange Bowl

 

[Bartastic]

...Never a Success.

 

[peteypie]

...Always a

 

[ISpyCy]

Once a Hawkeye...

...rides in your car, you'll never get the stink out.
...enters your home, the property value drops $15,000.
...told me used to bang 5 b!tches a week, but had to stop when the ASPCA caught on.

 

[billpickles]

...hmmm....what comes after once?

 

[Mr Janny]

bingo

 

[CycloneErik]

I know that I would have to finish the sentence for them. I'm just not sure why I want to help.

 

[yler4cy]

...always striving to be a Subway Sandwich Engineer.

 

[Bartastic]

...had sex in the Metrodome bathroom while other Hawkeyes cheered her on. Go team.