Mojo Nixon - Perry Mason of Love
You know, some people ask me what kind of lover I am
They say, "Mojo, are you the Gilligan of love?" I say, "No"
They say, "Mojo, are you the Jethro Bodine of love?" I say, "uh-uh"
They say, "Mojo, you might be the F Troop of love." I say, "no way"
I'd studied your cartoons, radio, music, TV, movies, magazines