***Official Solomon Young Appreciation Thread***
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-A rattlesnake once bit Solomon Young. After three agonizing days, the snake died.
-Solomon Young's sweat? 100% Red Bull.
-When Solomon Young was born, he slapped the doctor.
-National Geographic released its list of deadliest animals in the world. Solomon recognized it as a list of pets he used to own.
-Solomon once gave Jesus a high five. From there on, Jesus' hand could turn water into wine.
-Solomon Young's sweat? 100% Red Bull.
-When Solomon Young was born, he slapped the doctor.
-National Geographic released its list of deadliest animals in the world. Solomon recognized it as a list of pets he used to own.
-Solomon once gave Jesus a high five. From there on, Jesus' hand could turn water into wine.
-While visiting family in California last week, Solomon relieved himself in Lake Oroville. I'm sure you all saw the news about what happened afterwards.
-Solomon Young once visited Australia and squeezed a duck, a beaver, and an otter together. He accidentally created a new animal called the platypus.
-Solomon Young can win the Daytona 500 turning right.
-In space, Solomon can hear you scream.
-Solomon Young fell into the sarlacc pit once. He came out with Bobba Fett's helmet as a souvenir from his short visit.
-Solomon Young once visited Australia and squeezed a duck, a beaver, and an otter together. He accidentally created a new animal called the platypus.
-Solomon Young can win the Daytona 500 turning right.
-In space, Solomon can hear you scream.
-Solomon Young fell into the sarlacc pit once. He came out with Bobba Fett's helmet as a souvenir from his short visit.
Solomon young once took a college visit to the Virgin Islands, after that they were just called the Islands.
-Solomon Young builds his houses on ancient indian burial grounds and is not afraid to go into the light.
-Barry Bonds struck out 1,539 times in his career. Solomon's career numbers versus Bonds? 4,617 pitches, 1,539 strikeouts.
-Solomon takes both the red AND the blue pill.
-Usain Bolt has never seen the front of Solomon Young.
-Barry Bonds struck out 1,539 times in his career. Solomon's career numbers versus Bonds? 4,617 pitches, 1,539 strikeouts.
-Solomon takes both the red AND the blue pill.
-Usain Bolt has never seen the front of Solomon Young.
Solomon Young is a basketball player for the Iowa State University of Science of Technology land-grant university.
-Solomon Young won the hammer throw at the Rio Olympics. He used a jackhammer.
-Santa Claus writes Christmas letters to Solomon Young.
-Solomon Young can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
-Solomon Young uses xenomorph blood to exfoliate.
-Solomon once responded to a Nigerian prince email scam. He received $10 million in his bank account the next day.
-Santa Claus writes Christmas letters to Solomon Young.
-Solomon Young can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
-Solomon Young uses xenomorph blood to exfoliate.
-Solomon once responded to a Nigerian prince email scam. He received $10 million in his bank account the next day.
Solomon Young took two trips to the state of Kansas this year. It looked as if a Cyclone had gone through Lawrence and Manhattan.
Solomon Young once checked Cyclone Fanatic and decided to live up to the hype by scoring 18 points and 12 rebounds.
Bruce Weber is off to watch game film in his Solomon Young pajamas
-Solomon Young's highlights film started on the day he was born and runs 24/7 since then.
-The meteor that killed the dinosaurs is an elaborate cover up. Two little known facts about Solomon - he hated dinosaurs and owned a time machine. You connect the dots.
-The meteor that killed the dinosaurs is an elaborate cover up. Two little known facts about Solomon - he hated dinosaurs and owned a time machine. You connect the dots.
