***Official Insider Information Weekly Mailbag 02-26-2020***

[jcyclonee]

what a love story.

Watching a fellow comrade achieve his biggest goals while celebrating with a girl you dated. Twilight is even jealous of that ending.

Be sure to wear some of that glitter makeup to the championships.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

what a love story.

Watching a fellow comrade achieve his biggest goals while celebrating with a girl you dated. Twilight is even jealous of that ending.

Want me to shoot her a text and see if she’s interested?

 

[Cy$]

Want me to shoot her a text and see if she’s interested?

She cant turn down the Tetris championships.

 

[cyclones500]

@BCClone again: What was your go to crayon color when coloring in Kindergarten?
GTO: Any of the greens (yellow-green preferred) or blues.
Pants: Burnt Sienna.
GTO: @Pants - this one?

Pants: I won’t lie, I was going to say cornflower, but wasn’t particularly confident that’s even actually the name of that weird blue color.

When I read that question, my first impulse was periwinkle. Is that what you were thinking of? It's a soft pale blue with light purple tint. I liked it because there was nothing that color at our house when I was little. Plus, I could read that word and most of my friends and my siblings could not.

P.S. My second impulse answer was flesh, but we all know how well that would have gone over.

You and Pants named two of my favorite Crayon color names-- Periwinkle and Burnt Sienna. (Separate from my list of hue rankings)

 

[SCyclone]

Wait, can we get a question about you washing your butt in the shower?!

He'll probably post pics,too. And we sure as he!! don't want that.

 

[Gunnerclone]

No guest? Do you 2 think we come for your answers? No, we come for the guest.

I was tossing around the idea of starting my own rival malebag and just having the “guest” every week be one of my alts.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

I was tossing around the idea of starting my own rival malebag and just having the “guest” every week be one of my alts.

If you're a guy, you already have a malebag. And I don't want to see it.

 

[cmjh10]

I was tossing around the idea of starting my own rival malebag and just having the “guest” every week be one of my alts.

Probably would be more fun than this one

 

[SCyclone]

If you're a guy, you already have a malebag. And I don't want to see it.

Beat me to it. I was going to comment that using the spelling "malebag" was giving it away for sure.

 

[GTO]

Probably would be more fun than this one

 

[cmjh10]

Im just messing with you. Lots of love for this mailbag

 

[NWICY]

So what is the proper margin whoever manufactures the coronavirus vaccine should make?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

If you're a guy, you already have a malebag. And I don't want to see it.

Honestly, something we’ll never know the answer to.

 

[BoxsterCy]

@jcyclonee who apparently has never watched the horror movie The Ruins: So I'm looking for stuff to do on our upcoming trip to Mexico. I see that there are Mayan ruins just north of our resort. The reviews basically say that this is how you get there.
Climb over the jagged rocks at the north end of the resort's beach, walk along the sargassum-filled inlet into the secluded private development of recently built mansions, and you'll find the well-preserved ruins.Does this seem like a good thing to do with my kids?
Pants: Oh man, I’ve read the book and seen the movie! The movie wasn’t bad, but the book was a really good book. Per the usual, the movie didn’t really do it justice. Long story short, I think you’ll be fine, just don’t touch the vines.
GTO: there’s a movie about @jcyclonee’s Mexico ruins trip? Probably some sort of found footage. To answer the question, I would not be that worried about the jagged rocks. I would be more concerned about the orgasm-filled inlet. Oh, wait… sargassum??? I don’t even know what that is, but I know I wouldn’t touch it. And I’m not being sargasstic.

Or maybe Apocalypto II. He is talking about Mayan ruins. Thinking his kids might make it out, they are pretty athletic and they only need to run faster than the old man, aka Cy's Paw. Yup, he's a goner.

 

[jcyclonee]

Or maybe Apocalypto II. He is talking about Mayan ruins. Thinking his kids might make it out, they are pretty athletic and they only need to run faster than the old man, aka Cy's Paw. Yup, he's a goner.

Yep. I'm a goner.