***Official Getting Laid Tonight Thread***

[BCClone]

Where do you find one of these people for laying?

Asking for a friend of course...

Tom Herman is partial to happy endings at massage parlors.

 

[Cy Hard]

 

[FallOf81]

Why do Canadians have sex dog style?
So they can both watch the hockey game.

 

[baller21]

My gf is looking mighty sexy today.... Here's a preview:

You should be golden as long as Ben doesn’t show up.

 

[cstrunk]

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She can't wait to smoke until afterwards?

 

[Run Faster]

Can I just say that I’m happier than a dog with two peters right now!

 

[sdclone]

Where do you find one of these people for laying?

Asking for a friend of course...

Let me know if you find out.

 

[FallOf81]

Just out of Covid and have lost all sense of smell and taste. However, that being said, the Mrs still gets "her time" tonight.

 

[Clonehomer]

Can I just say that I’m happier than a dog with two peters right now!

It's not about whether you can say it. It's more a question of whether you should say it.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

 

[scyclonekid]

Band James song “laid”

 

[1100011CS]

Wait, married people still have sex? Need to question my wife.

 

[scyclonekid]

IDK is 5 times already this week to much? Lol

 

[MeanDean]

Wait, married people still have sex? Need to question my wife.

Sure they do!

Oh, you meant with each other? Sorry, my bad.

 

[CloneGuy8]

IDK is 5 times already this week to much? Lol

You're clearly not married

 

[ISUAgronomist]

IDK is 5 times already this week to much? Lol

Sounds like a group of special ladies...time to go find #6

 

[06_CY]

Let me know if you find out.

FYI - Haven't found out yet.
I mean, my friend hasn't...

 

[BCClone]

IDK is 5 times already this week to much? Lol

Your hand doesn’t count.

 

[scyclonekid]

You're clearly not married

12 years

 

[CloneGuy8]

12 years