***Official Friday Confessions***
- Thread starter Cy Hard
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Exactly this. I'm not doing anything until I am absolutely certain that I have it. If evidence in the meantime shows nothing is going on, then fine. I just want to be ready.
I have a potential solution for you.
Since you know when Ms Funky is going to come around, just put your garbage can just outside your cube so she can grab it without coming in. Then just tell her to leave it right at the entrance of the cube and you will put it back.
It will seem like you are being nice to her and not making her come all the way into your cube and you can enjoy your gut bobm taco in peace.
This is a techinique I use at our work when they come for the garbage can. Not because they reek, but because I have a tiny half cubicle and don't need anyone sqeezing in.
So ive dated a lot of girls that were super hot but pretty shady. Also most of them were party girls, the perffect storm for cheating.
A few of my favorite tricks have been:
I knew this girl was hanging out with her ex b/f but I couldnt ever catch her. I also knew her fat friend loved this ex and hated me. She wasnt friends with me on fb but I suspected that if I could gain access to the friends fb that I could find pictures of my g/f and her ex hanging out. What I did was put a key logger on my comp and then disable wireless on her comp. She was forced to use mine. She logged into her fb and I got her passswoord. I logged on to her fb, went to her friends page found pictures of the 2 girls in some strange apt. So I made a fake fb page of a hot girl and then friend requested the ex bf he added me, I matched up the furniture to the furniture in his pics, it was his apartment.
I confronted g/f but didnt give up how I knew. She said yes i was there but it was just to grab some stuff. Thats when I pulled out the pictures, the pics had a clock in them, 2am! I was sohappy with myself I didnt even get mad lol.
Another one also centered around a key logger, this time however i got into the email and found that she was sending emails to not just one but several ex b/fs about how much she misses them ect. So I took all the emails and sent them to all the guys and to this day I dont think anyof them will talk to her.
I have tried this method and it works part of the time. The other part of the time, I don't see her coming. Although my description doesn't seem like it, she can be sneaky. Thanks for the help though, I like the idea of telling her I can put it back for her.
Ok, don't eff around with Cloak and Dagger crap.
Just ask her if there's something going on with someone at work. Tell her you'ce noticed she's been texting a lot and seemed distant.
Look at her eyes when you bring it up. Unless she's a really good liar, you'll be able to notice a small look of panic.
If she denies anything is going on then, if you want, you can bring up the text volume and emails. Tell her that even if it's just "harmless" flirting, that it hurts you and your relationship.
Go from there. Tell her you aren't happy and you think your marriage is in trouble.
Be the adult and level with her.
Just ask her if there's something going on with someone at work. Tell her you'ce noticed she's been texting a lot and seemed distant.
Look at her eyes when you bring it up. Unless she's a really good liar, you'll be able to notice a small look of panic.
If she denies anything is going on then, if you want, you can bring up the text volume and emails. Tell her that even if it's just "harmless" flirting, that it hurts you and your relationship.
Go from there. Tell her you aren't happy and you think your marriage is in trouble.
Be the adult and level with her.
Dude you need to find better girlfriends. But it sounds like you might be sorta the same way. Is this true?
Just put it out there as soon as you start eating, ensuring that it will at least be there if she comes while you are eating.
Boom, problem solved. $50 please!
Honestly, I don't think there is anything wrong with not wanting someone in your cube while you eat. I wish I had some privacy like that in my little half cube.
While somewhat humorous, that sounds kind of effed up. You need to start looking for different kinds of girls. There are some hot girls out there who aren't total slvts. Try one of those. You will sleep better at night. Also, some of those sweet girls can also surprise you and be just as naughty or moreso than your average skank.
Yes I do need to for sure but at this point in my life I go for things that are shiny and awesome.
To think like a thief, its best to first be a thief. Do onto others before they dodo on you.
Eff yeah!
Either that or hook me up with your barber so I can get a bad *** mullet.
Also I would accept 2 (not 3) gut bomb tacos!
I will wait a few days from now when the cell phone bill comes, at which point I will ask her why she has ___ amount of texts to this one number, pretty much every day for the last month. She won't be able to say it is her sister. If she claims it is one of her girlfriends from work, I will call her on it, reminding her of how much she used to complain about the girls she works with.
