Office etiquette

[exCyDing]

There is a debate going on in my office about the proper way to utilize the folding tabs on a file folder. The universally accepted office practice is to fold them down and out, away from each other, as seen below:

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We now have a few noobs in the unit and they started folding tabs like the below pic:
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What manner of jackassery is this? Who the hell does this? Is this how millennials are taught in school to use a file folder? I fear for our future.

Who comes into the office as a new troop and immediately bucks the system like this?

What is that white stuff, paper?!

 

[dosry5]

Sometimes if you're laying serious heat you want to wait until the current crowd leaves so they can't see your shameful face... Or sometimes you want to own it like a boss.

And I'm a poop-talker which can be uncomfortable for some people.

WTF? In an office bathroom proper etiquette dictates that if your pee pee is out or you’re sitting down that eyes stay forward and you don’t talk. Not at the urinal and certainly not over or through a stall door. Not even awkward smelly chit chat at the sink as you wash your hands only because someone else is in the room with you....

 

[Cycsk]

All this talk of going paperless and also taking a dump has got me VERY worried.

Unless we're going to a bidet dominated society, I'll keep the paper, thanks.

One more reason to get rid of those pointy metal things!

 

[SpokaneCY]

WTF? In an office bathroom proper etiquette dictates that if your pee pee is out or you’re sitting down that eyes stay forward and you don’t talk. Not at the urinal and certainly not over or through a stall door. Not even awkward smelly chit chat at the sink as you wash your hands only because someone else is in the room with you....

When I'm ashamed I talk more...

 

[Cyched]

Every once in awhile if our restroom is being cleaned, one MIGHT end up on our IT floor. It is amazing what cheetos and mountain dew will do to someones digestive system.

 

[besserheimerphat]

All this talk of going paperless and also taking a dump has got me VERY worried.

Unless we're going to a bidet dominated society, I'll keep the paper, thanks.

 

[BCClone]

WTF? In an office bathroom proper etiquette dictates that if your pee pee is out or you’re sitting down that eyes stay forward and you don’t talk. Not at the urinal and certainly not over or through a stall door. Not even awkward smelly chit chat at the sink as you wash your hands only because someone else is in the room with you....

What if someone is pulling a hawkeye and getting busy in the stall? What is the etiquette then?

 

[Cyched]

What if someone is pulling a hawkeye and getting busy in the stall? What is the etiquette then?

Flicker the lights on and off. Strobe light effect

 

[MeanDean]

What if someone is pulling a hawkeye and getting busy in the stall? What is the etiquette then?

Play some Barry White on your cell phone.

 

[dosry5]

What if someone is pulling a hawkeye and getting busy in the stall? What is the etiquette then?

Describe her