Cyclonepride
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Either my treadmill is lying to me, or I'm going to have to walk 120 miles a day to keep up with my calorie intake.
New Year Resolutions
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Teach that lying sumbich a lesson and drag it to the curb with a "Free" sign on it, then go eat a cheesburger just to show it who's boss.
speaking of workout resolutions, there was a (pretty fit) guy in my workout class tonight, clearly there to try something new for his resolution. I love when guys show up.
Their first thought is "****, this is a women's class? But 'Total Body Conditioning' sounds so manly, like Chuck Norris is hawking it on HSN!"
Their second thought is, all right, let's show these ladies how it's done.
Their third thought, 8 minutes in, is DEAR GOD MAKE HER STOP! MAKE HER STOP! I'M ONLY A MAN, I CAN ONLY DO SO MANY SQUAT JUMPS!
One time, I was nice and was the partner for the Brian Urlacher lookalike guy that wandered in for some reason. He was talking about the class at the end and I asked if it were his first time at the gym.
He was one of the trainers. :embarrassed:
Their first thought is "****, this is a women's class? But 'Total Body Conditioning' sounds so manly, like Chuck Norris is hawking it on HSN!"
Their second thought is, all right, let's show these ladies how it's done.
Their third thought, 8 minutes in, is DEAR GOD MAKE HER STOP! MAKE HER STOP! I'M ONLY A MAN, I CAN ONLY DO SO MANY SQUAT JUMPS!
One time, I was nice and was the partner for the Brian Urlacher lookalike guy that wandered in for some reason. He was talking about the class at the end and I asked if it were his first time at the gym.
He was one of the trainers. :embarrassed:
but I want to live longer so I can do all those fun thingsHey, going to the gym makes you feel happier in a swimsuit. That leads to lots of fun things!
Not true without pictures...
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He'll be gone in a month. They're called "resolutionists"--they flood my gym every single January, clogging up the weight machines not knowing what the heck they're doing, but they always, always give up by February.
yeah, there's only one guy that shows up on a semi-regular basis. I noticed I couldn't get a damn spot to park in tonight.
Like I should complain, Mr. and I joined January 3rd of last year. But in our defense, that was when our two month groupon ran out, so we weren't really noobs anymore.
Like I should complain, Mr. and I joined January 3rd of last year. But in our defense, that was when our two month groupon ran out, so we weren't really noobs anymore.
I broke my resolution to not drink less than an hour into the new year. Guess there's always next year.
See, that's why your resolution should have been to not drink less.
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Thats an alcoholic Freudian slip if i've ever seen one.See, that's why your resolution should have been to not drink less.
those are gone forever. Mostly because I'm still angry at the camera for not giving me the same picture I see in the mirror. And because I woke up and though ****, I need to delete those. Haha.
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well, i am a koala. i'll have to keep an eye out for another one of these "CF after dark" threads, haha.
They weren't anything fancy. I wore a skirt to dinner on NYE. Short and tight for me, but I'm an old fuddy duddy lady. It was probably granny-ish to all those there young college gals. Oh, I had heels on too, forgot that. Mostly I was really proud of my hair.
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well, it was a sweater with a skirt. You have no idea at the drama I threw that evening, at having no sexy NYE-appropriate tops. Even made an emergency run to Target, to no avail. That sweater was the best I had!
and by "sexy", I mean showing of the clavicles. Poor husband, subjected him to a terrible fashion show, each choice worse than the last.
