Mangino's response...

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In response to accusations that he has been too tough on the team and poking several players in the chest while yelling at them head coach Mangino has stated that practices will no longer be held in full pads, instead the team will be practicing in bras and panties. No word on weather or not "throwback" bras and panties will be worn for the MU game.
 
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