Man Aisle

[alaskaguy]

What products should be stocked in the Man Aisle?

Link:
Dude! New York grocery store creates ?man aisle? stocked with condoms, beer, beef jerky | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

 

[ISUCubswin]

You only need two things in a man aisle.

1. Samantha Steele or Kate Upton posters
2. Lotion

 

[dualthreat]

You only need two things in a man aisle.

1. Samantha Steele or Kate Upton posters
2. Lotion

creepy

gross

 

[geburgess]

Copious amounts of alcohol
Bacon
Cheap prostitutes (I assume those are legal in the man aisle...)
Bacon
Excessively large guns
Fireworks
Bacon
80" or larger flat screen TVs
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....
....
More Bacon

 

[Cyclonepride]

Going by my diet, beer, milk and frozen food.

 

[whirlybirds]

Isn't there already a man aisle in grocery stores? I always call it the meat aisle.

 

[CyArob]

Powerthirst.

 

[CloneFan319]

Beer
Bacon
Grill
Meat
Prostitutes
Condoms
Large TVs

 

[cloneswereall]

I love the reactions from some women in that article. "This might be the most backhanded slap in the face to consumers yet." Yea, because I LOVE walking down the Feminine Hygiene aisles when I'm in a store for the first time. That's always a treat.

 

[CYVADER]

what are condoms? thought we were talkin the man aisle, not the teen boy aisle.

know how much condoms cost when I was 18? me neither cuz we never used em.

 

[dmclone]

Isle of man

 

[Agclone91]

Copious amounts of alcohol
Bacon
Cheap prostitutes (I assume those are legal in the man aisle...)
Bacon
Excessively large guns
Fireworks
Bacon
80" or larger flat screen TVs
....
....
....
More Bacon

So if they are legal in the man aisle, does that mean you have to do your business before you leave the man aisle otherwise they're still illegal?

 

[ISUCubswin]

Off topic, but has anyone heard the State Farm commercial talking about "State Farm wants you to have a fun summer" and then it says, from a chick, "the only protection you need this summer is from State Farm."

Serious question, is this a ploy by State Farm to get more men? It was a radio commercial, so who knows if the girl was even hot.

 

[MLawrence]

what are condoms? thought we were talkin the man aisle, not the teen boy aisle.

know how much condoms cost when I was 18? me neither cuz we never used em.

 

[cstrunk]

Beer
Pron
Liquor
Condoms
Meat (bacon)
Tobacco
Grills and all grilling accessories including but not limited to charcoal
Home entertainment (TV's and sound systems)
Fishing gear
Hunting gear

/End thread.

 

[cloneswereall]

what are condoms? thought we were talkin the man aisle, not the teen boy aisle.

know how much condoms cost when I was 18? me neither cuz we never used em.

I like STDs as much as anyone! Bring it on, AIDS!

 

[CYVADER]

sarcasm detector not strong with a few of you.

 

[NATEizKING]

Video games. Mountain Dew.

 

[cstrunk]

Video games. Mountain Dew.

I remember when I was 12.

This is supposed to be the man aisle.

 

[NATEizKING]

I remember when I was 12.

This is supposed to be the man aisle.

It's the man aisle not the grandpa aisle. I'll play video games until I'm a grandpa, then I'll play more video games. I'm not a casual beer drinker either so I need some MD, water sucks.