Looking for black dirt

[AgronAlum]

No black dirt, but I'm the only person on Earth that knows where you can find white mud.

Spoiler: For those that don't get the reference

Thanks for not shoving the nozzle up my *** first!

 

[ZB4CY]

Today would be a great day to get mud. >

 

[NickTheGreat]

I'd call them in and get them arrested.

That's kinder than what a lot of farmers would do . . .

 

[dosry5]

That's kinder than what a lot of farmers would do . . .

Like Rodney Heemstra....