Life extension that works

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  1. alaskaguy

    alaskaguy Well-Known Member

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  2. KFitzy87

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    Where do I sign up? :jimlad:
     
  3. cowgirl836

    cowgirl836 Well-Known Member

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    Pretty sure most men will just pass on the extra 19 years.
     
  4. ISUAgronomist

    ISUAgronomist Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't matter; had sex.
     
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  5. Cyclonz

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    That would be a ballsy move
     
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  6. dtISU

    dtISU Well-Known Member

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    What would be the point of living that much longer without the boys?
     
  7. Acylum

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    Not to be confused with a p***s extension that works.
     
  8. whirlybirds

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    cowgirl836 Well-Known Member

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  10. EvilBetty

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    so you live 19 more years...without the ability to...uh...reach a level of pleasure only paralleled by seeing the clones win?

    i for one choose death. i can't exactly count on the clones winning and then i would be left with no second option. hopefully, by dying young i'll avoid both impotence AND crapping in my pants.
     
  11. ISUagger

    ISUagger Well-Known Member

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    It's better to die young and leave a good looking corpse.
     
  12. isuchicago

    isuchicago Well-Known Member

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    I always heard married people live longer..now I get it
     
  13. Wesley

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    kkise Well-Known Member

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    Exactly.
     
  15. Cyclones_R_GR8

    Cyclones_R_GR8 Well-Known Member

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    It's not that you actually live longer. It just seems that way.
     

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