Jeff Hornacek funny article

Well, she's a celeb and is trying to become a bigger celeb and her Instagram account is an avenue to do that. She has almost 40,000 followers. If my face was about to pop upon 40,000 devices I'd probably want to make sure that it looks good. (No one wants to see my face on 40 devices let alone 40,000).
Famous for being famous sounds like a Kardassian wannabe.
Pass.
 
I was in school the same time as Jeff but the only contact I had was with his accounting homework - good student. There was a joke about who was the highest paid accountant from ISU - Jeff Hornacek!

I was quite impressed when I saw a 98% on Cael Sanderson's art history test laying near mine when I picked it up. It took a sponge memory to ace those tests with all the names, dates and details we had to give.
 
Meh. Sunrise hikes with your dad? I'd be willing to bet she's attractive without all the extra eye & lip stuff. Was it about her dad & his birthday, or was it a look at me photo op for her?

Guess I'm just cynical.

You're not cynical. If she didn't wear makeup she wouldn't have posted it. Of course it was for her.
 
Soo can we bring in Jeff yet? With all our time to think about our next season’s #10 conference preseason ranking I’d be down for admission of failure and reboot with the coaching staff. I doubt anyone would leave with an NBA coach coming to take the helm.