Iowa State needs to go after Chip Kelly!

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Time for Iowa State to step up to the Big Boy table! They need to OPEN the checkbook, go after Chip Kelly, give him an out from Philadelphia and offer him a challenge in Ames in an offensive league with a recruiting pipe-line in Texas. He's not a good fit in the NFl, but he was a helluva CFB HC @ Oregon. If ISU is going to go in a new direction, they might as well go BIG! Tired of the Cyclones taking chances on unproven assistants and ending up with mediocre at best results.
 
Time for Iowa State to step up to the Big Boy table! They need to OPEN the checkbook, go after Chip Kelly, give him an out from Philadelphia and offer him a challenge in Ames in an offensive league with a recruiting pipe-line in Texas. He's not a good fit in the NFl, but he was a helluva CFB HC @ Oregon. If ISU is going to go in a new direction, they might as well go BIG! Tired of the Cyclones taking chances on unproven assistants and ending up with mediocre at best results.

This post feels like it should have been in Comic Sans and all caps.

1) Chip Kelly isn't going anywhere. He's started the season poorly, but the guy had 20 wins in his first two seasons in the NFL. He's doing fine.
2) Chip Kelly, even if he were coming back to college, will have his pick of college jobs. ISU will not be one of them.
3) Isn't it a little early to be drunk?
 
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Going from the Eagles to Iowa State isn't a step down, it's a steep drop off a cliff.
 
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Why not get the ghost of bear Bryant. Or urban Meyer.
 
I've always thought Chip would genius his way into 0-16, didn't think it would be this year.
 
Time for Iowa State to step up to the Big Boy table! They need to OPEN the checkbook, go after Chip Kelly, give him an out from Philadelphia and offer him a challenge in Ames in an offensive league with a recruiting pipe-line in Texas. He's not a good fit in the NFl, but he was a helluva CFB HC @ Oregon. If ISU is going to go in a new direction, they might as well go BIG! Tired of the Cyclones taking chances on unproven assistants and ending up with mediocre at best results.

I thought we didn't want to run the spread anymore and I also thought we didn't want tall, lean lineman anymore, because he used both at Oregon.
 
Time for Iowa State to step up to the Big Boy table! They need to OPEN the checkbook, go after Chip Kelly, give him an out from Philadelphia and offer him a challenge in Ames in an offensive league with a recruiting pipe-line in Texas. He's not a good fit in the NFl, but he was a helluva CFB HC @ Oregon. If ISU is going to go in a new direction, they might as well go BIG! Tired of the Cyclones taking chances on unproven assistants and ending up with mediocre at best results.

Drunk at 10am on a Monday? I like your style.
 
Mike Leach has completely sucked at Wazzou, which is a comparable job to ISU. How can anyone have any faith in him at this point? No thanks.

They are 2-1 this year with a win over a big ten team and a MWC team.

That being said I wanna keep CPR.