How was your day?

That was close. Middle-aged suburban women are very high in cholesterol. The jogger would be a much healthier choice.
 
Can't you just let a little magic into your life?

I, for one, would prefer to live in a world where bobcats are a constant threat to suburban homeowners. That man in the video, how do you think he felt after picking up 17 lbs of snarling hate and yeeting it across his lawn?

Scared? Sure. Possibly infected with rabies? Yeah. But also, he felt more alive than he had in years. I'll bet as soon as their lacerations heal, that couple is going to get intimate on a level that they haven't since their wedding night. Don't take that away from them.

I never leave my house without looking up into my silver maple to make sure there isn't a cougar up there looking to jump on me.

Bobcats? No biggie unless they have a chainsaw. Don't mess with a chainsaw bobcat going all Ash on you.

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I never leave my house without looking up into my silver maple to make sure there isn't a cougar up there looking to jump on me.

Bobcats? No biggie unless they have a chainsaw. Don't mess with a chainsaw bobcat going all Ash on you.

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The only cougar you have to worry about is Betty White
 
Can't you just let a little magic into your life?

I, for one, would prefer to live in a world where bobcats are a constant threat to suburban homeowners. That man in the video, how do you think he felt after picking up 17 lbs of snarling hate and yeeting it across his lawn?

Scared? Sure. Possibly infected with rabies? Yeah. But also, he felt more alive than he had in years. I'll bet as soon as their lacerations heal, that couple is going to get intimate on a level that they haven't since their wedding night. Don't take that away from them.

You win. And I almost went to bed without crying today. Thank you.