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Help! I'm Fat - *** Official Exercise and Weight Thread ***

Oldgeezer said:
Out of curiosity, I opened this thread. Here are my thoughts.; You are fat because you are egocentric. You posted your problem here because you wanted to be noticed. You are up to 20 pages and 395 posts. Feel better? You are fat because you are lazy. You work at a desk job, don't exercise or even walk or jog, drive your car to work and then take the elevator up to your office. You are fat because you have no self control, and this is your biggest problem. You have a good job and plenty of money, so You treat yourself to all sorts of extravagances. Did you know you can get a cup of black coffee at Casey's for 79 cents, Zero calories? You say you want to lose weight, but wait until Nov. 1 to start you diet, and still don't start it by Nov. 25. You will be up another 10 # by New years day. Your weight loss program is all talk, you aren't really committed to losing weight. You could try stomach stapling, but that won't work unless you follow a strict diet.
Here's your future: You will continue to have knee, hip, and back pain until you knees give out. No competent orthopedic surgeon will do a joint replacement until you get your weight under control. You are a prime candidate for Type II diabetes, which can lead to diabetic ulcers amputations, and diabetic retinophy
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What a loser. Probably hits like a ***** too.
 
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Oldgeezer said:
Out of curiosity, I opened this thread. Here are my thoughts.; You are fat because you are egocentric. You posted your problem here because you wanted to be noticed. You are up to 20 pages and 395 posts. Feel better? You are fat because you are lazy. You work at a desk job, don't exercise or even walk or jog, drive your car to work and then take the elevator up to your office. You are fat because you have no self control, and this is your biggest problem. You have a good job and plenty of money, so You treat yourself to all sorts of extravagances. Did you know you can get a cup of black coffee at Casey's for 79 cents, Zero calories? You say you want to lose weight, but wait until Nov. 1 to start you diet, and still don't start it by Nov. 25. You will be up another 10 # by New years day. Your weight loss program is all talk, you aren't really committed to losing weight. You could try stomach stapling, but that won't work unless you follow a strict diet.
Here's your future: You will continue to have knee, hip, and back pain until you knees give out. No competent orthopedic surgeon will do a joint replacement until you get your weight under control. You are a prime candidate for Type II diabetes, which can lead to diabetic ulcers amputations, and diabetic retinophy
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Or maybe he reached out to all (or most) of us for support. You can't make changes without the realization that you have a problem. He put it out there. Maybe you should join AA (Arsehole's Anonymous) as you have a problem. We are here to help you as well.
 
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Oldgeezer said:
Out of curiosity, I opened this thread. Here are my thoughts.; You are fat because you are egocentric. You posted your problem here because you wanted to be noticed. You are up to 20 pages and 395 posts. Feel better? You are fat because you are lazy. You work at a desk job, don't exercise or even walk or jog, drive your car to work and then take the elevator up to your office. You are fat because you have no self control, and this is your biggest problem. You have a good job and plenty of money, so You treat yourself to all sorts of extravagances. Did you know you can get a cup of black coffee at Casey's for 79 cents, Zero calories? You say you want to lose weight, but wait until Nov. 1 to start you diet, and still don't start it by Nov. 25. You will be up another 10 # by New years day. Your weight loss program is all talk, you aren't really committed to losing weight. You could try stomach stapling, but that won't work unless you follow a strict diet.
Here's your future: You will continue to have knee, hip, and back pain until you knees give out. No competent orthopedic surgeon will do a joint replacement until you get your weight under control. You are a prime candidate for Type II diabetes, which can lead to diabetic ulcers amputations, and diabetic retinophy
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Oldgeezer said:
Out of curiosity, I opened this thread. Here are my thoughts.; You are fat because you are egocentric. You posted your problem here because you wanted to be noticed. You are up to 20 pages and 395 posts. Feel better? You are fat because you are lazy. You work at a desk job, don't exercise or even walk or jog, drive your car to work and then take the elevator up to your office. You are fat because you have no self control, and this is your biggest problem. You have a good job and plenty of money, so You treat yourself to all sorts of extravagances. Did you know you can get a cup of black coffee at Casey's for 79 cents, Zero calories? You say you want to lose weight, but wait until Nov. 1 to start you diet, and still don't start it by Nov. 25. You will be up another 10 # by New years day. Your weight loss program is all talk, you aren't really committed to losing weight. You could try stomach stapling, but that won't work unless you follow a strict diet.
Here's your future: You will continue to have knee, hip, and back pain until you knees give out. No competent orthopedic surgeon will do a joint replacement until you get your weight under control. You are a prime candidate for Type II diabetes, which can lead to diabetic ulcers amputations, and diabetic retinophy
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Thanks for your input.
 
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Thanks for your input.
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Seems I upset some of your support. After I retired i drove a bus for public transit. Most of my clients were on medicaid,and a lot of their disability came from morbid obesity. I had one nice young man with both of his legs amputated below the knee. Diabetic ulcet that wouldn't heel. he was legally bling, Diabetic retinopthy. I took him for kidney dialysis, 4hours a day 3days a week. He died at age 44. You don't want to go there. My post was there for shock effect. Good luck
 
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Oldgeezer said:
Seems I upset some of your support. After I retired i drove a bus for public transit. Most of my clients were on medicaid,and a lot of their disability came from morbid obesity. I had one nice young man with both of his legs amputated below the knee. Diabetic ulcet that wouldn't heel. he was legally bling, Diabetic retinopthy. I took him for kidney dialysis, 4hours a day 3days a week. He died at age 44. You don't want to go there. My post was there for shock effect. Good luck
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Your first post wasn't necessarily wrong but maybe mention that 'shock effect' part first... there are also lots of people that find ways to get themselves in better shape before it's too late.

The process takes a total lifestyle change for some, but it's not impossible.
 
On a serious note, I've gained some weight due to a depression episode. I'm starting my program to lose 10 to 15 pounds. Hope people in here are doing well on their weight loss goals.

In a couple weeks I'm gonna post a before and after so I keep myself accountable.
 
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Heard this while watching True South, a funky food show about southern neighborhood cafes/restaurants. Was entertaining show but this made me laugh. Did not know where to share it, then thought, why not the fat thread?

The hamburger song, short version.



Don't eat this stuff, just chuckle at the song.
 
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BoxsterCy said:
Heard this while watching True South, a funky food show about southern neighborhood cafes/restaurants. Was entertaining show but this made me laugh. Did not know where to share it, then thought, why not the fat thread?

The hamburger song, short version.



Don't eat this stuff, just chuckle at the song.
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I really need to smoke more weed
 
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