Games When you're Bored at work

[CHim]

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.

I read it first as you were the top singer in the US Armed Forces. I wasn't sure how it applied but it made you seem much more well rounded.

 

[MeowingCows]

I've stayed away from mobile games for years and years due to them universally being so ******...maybe I should revisit that finally.

There are some web-based games out there, though. Geoguessr is a good one mentioned, there's a site to play online Catan, various card game sites, stuff like that.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Yeah sure. I'm in charge of large national projects. I've got structures from Alaska to Florida that will be standing a 100 years after I'm gone. Spreadsheet accountants are under me. If u Worked on any of my projects and I heard you were screwing around playing video games I'd fire you.

Okay Imhotep. Get back to work that mud isn’t going to mix itself.

 

[Mr Janny]

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.

 

[CHim]

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I assumed that line was in relation to the 1 vs 100 dialogue. Thought he volunteered to be part of the 100.

 

[Isualum13]

Flonkerton

 

[OscarBerkshire]

Slay the spire and balatro are the best because you can pause at any time. They’re pretty hard though.

 

[Mr Janny]

I assumed that line was in relation to the 1 vs 100 dialogue. Thought he volunteered to be part of the 100.

I'm far less sophisticated than that. I just like the phrase "gorilla warfare" (I assumed spelled that way on purpose)

 

[coolerifyoudid]

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Truly the worst kind of warfare

 

[coolerifyoudid]

My work game remains "Try not to strangle insert random employee for laziness". I've been winning this game for a number of years, but it's only a matter of time before I lose and someone else loses worse.

 

[MeowingCows]

My work game remains "Try not to strangle insert random employee for laziness". I've been winning this game for a number of years, but it's only a matter of time before I lose and someone else loses worse.

Hey, if you're gonna go down, might as well go down swinging. And take others with you!

 

[AgronAlum]

I've stayed away from mobile games for years and years due to them universally being so ******...maybe I should revisit that finally.

There are some web-based games out there, though. Geoguessr is a good one mentioned, there's a site to play online Catan, various card game sites, stuff like that.

There are a few mobile games you can get through Netflix that aren't pay to play hellholes. You actually can't spend money to advance. They're the only mobile games I've ever taken to.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Being that I spent so much time on worthless conference calls I would usually be playing a game of computer Scrabble.

 

[DesertClone1]

Yeah sure. I'm in charge of large national projects. I've got structures from Alaska to Florida that will be standing a 100 years after I'm gone. Spreadsheet accountants are under me. If u Worked on any of my projects and I heard you were screwing around playing video games I'd fire you.

 

[OscarBerkshire]

Other great ones if you're into geography are Tradle and Juxtastat. Simple online games that are more like trivia than anything. Tradle is much more fun if you do not use a map but I find most of the coworkers that also play need one

 

[AgronAlum]

I'm in construction and actually work. Haven't got time to waste on frivolous nonsense.

 

[JP4CY]

Yeah sure. I'm in charge of large national projects. I've got structures from Alaska to Florida that will be standing a 100 years after I'm gone. Spreadsheet accountants are under me. If u Worked on any of my projects and I heard you were screwing around playing video games I'd fire you.

I'm into commercial architecture. Did a project outside of the US decades ago in Santiago, Chile. Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.

 

[Sigmapolis]

We used to have vicious Civ V tournaments on slow workdays.

Not gonna give us Christmas Eve Day off for "free?"

Well then I have another idea for what we can do with our time.

 

[ClubCy]

Yeah sure. I'm in charge of large national projects. I've got structures from Alaska to Florida that will be standing a 100 years after I'm gone. Spreadsheet accountants are under me. If u Worked on any of my projects and I heard you were screwing around playing video games I'd fire you.

And if you typed like this in a professional email I would fire you.

 

[ISUTex]

Yeah sure. I'm in charge of large national projects. I've got structures from Alaska to Florida that will be standing a 100 years after I'm gone. Spreadsheet accountants are under me. If u Worked on any of my projects and I heard you were screwing around playing video games I'd fire you.

Why are you posting on CF Mr Big Deal?