Favorite Shower Activities

Prone2Clone

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Has anyone ever taken a dump in the shower and then waffle stomped it thru the drain?
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Cybyassociation

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Save up a huge fart and after I turn off the water squat down so my butt cheeks just barely touch the floor and let it rip.
I'm interested in this. My method is not to squat, but rather to press my cheeks against the wall of the shower. There are all sorts of combos you can do with this method and it's one I've been working on since I was a kid.
 

isuska

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I once drank a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Daiquiri in the shower, left the bottle for my roommate to find
 

4theCYcle

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As others have said: Beer. I usually take quick showers. Once in awhile I'll just stand there and let the hot water hit me for awhile...

-farmer blow

I have this thing where I swipe all the water off of me so it doesn't take as long to dry off...
 

Gunnerclone

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I'm interested in this. My method is not to squat, but rather to press my cheeks against the wall of the shower. There are all sorts of combos you can do with this method and it's one I've been working on since I was a kid.

I just feel like in most stand alone shower units like the one I use the pooling effect created by the shape of the shower floor just gives everything that little bit more "splash". Maybe add a little extra sud to the shower wall next time for a nice fluffy burst.
 
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theantiAIRBHG

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As others have said: Beer. I usually take quick showers. Once in awhile I'll just stand there and let the hot water hit me for awhile...

-farmer blow

I have this thing where I swipe all the water off of me so it doesn't take as long to dry off...

Yep. Across the chest and then down both arms.