Fake Rumor Thread

[Angie]

Wouldn't a fake rumor be true?

Not necessarily! There are rumors that are true!

 

[PabloDiablo]

I saw a small jet take off from the Ames airport over lunch. From my angle it looked like Jake Knott in the pilots seat. It was heading towards Chicago.

From where I was sitting, Jake was actually flying and the plane was sitting on his back having peanuts and a very small cup full of ice and a little bit of sprite.

 

[CyAg]

Angie voted a straight Republican ticket!

 

[Angie]

Angie voted a straight Republican ticket!

:wideeyed:

 

[TigerCyJM]

CyBer has resurrected under an assumed name and is amongst up right now.

 

[CyOps]

Romney had a secret meeting with Jake Knott today. He asked Knott to be the Secretary of Defense when he gets elected.

 

[packattack425]

I heard Sam Richardson will get some playing time against Baylor.

 

[VTXCyRyD]

CyBer has resurrected under an assumed name and is amongst up right now.

Is rebeccacy coming back too?

 

[ISUCubswin]

Rumor has it Chris Williams is planning a Cyclone Fanatic trip to Colorado so everyone can order Ellen to make us McDoubles.

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[Let's Go State]

I heard that Angie and cyber hooked up at homecoming mixer last night.

 

[Angie]

I heard that Angie and cyber hooked up at homecoming mixer last night.

Sadly, I wouldn't be into grudge ***** even if I weren't married.

 

[ISUCubswin]

Just a rumor:

In high school, Chris Williams dated a chick named U-t-o-b, and he's had such a rough time getting over it he just banned the word from cyclone fanatic.

selfish a****ot.

 

[dirtycy]

I heard that Jake Knott is just visiting a sick relative in Chicago and is planning on being back right at game time. He has assured CPR that his friend Snowcraig will pick him up at the airport.

 

[Erik4Cy]

Tupac is dead.

rumor has it he is back from the dead.

 

[Bluffers]

CPR has just revealed he has one year of elgibility remaining and will be taking Jake's LB position for the game on Saturday night. JP will be taking over the role of head coach and will lead the team onto the field. This news has twitter currently trending toward a meltdown following ESPN's announcement.

 

[jaretac]

This one isn't fake.

So meetings must be...a little...awkward...then

 

[VTXCyRyD]

I heard that Jake Knott is just visiting a sick relative in Chicago and is planning on being back right at game time. He has assured CPR that his friend Snowcraig will pick him up at the airport.

We're screwed

 

[TheBentStick]

So meetings must be...a little...awkward...then

According to the bathroom wall at Kippy's, it's a....big...awkward...for one of them. As far as I know it's just a rumor - check the Iowa State Daily for updates.

 

[jaretac]

I heard Wally was retiring after this season and wanting someone with knowledge of the school Rhoads is hiring Chizik to take his place.

 

[Angie]

So meetings must be...a little...awkward...then

Just don't drop anything on the floor, you want to retain eye contact at all times.