Don't Ever Order an Appliance from Lowe's

I almost got carpet from them once. Their contractor came out to measure my house and then a few days later I went in to get their quote. After providing me what seemed to be a pretty good quote, the salesman informed me that it would be a month or more to get it installed because they were real busy. All the while he was standing under a sign that read "CARPET INSTALLATION GUARANTEED WITHIN 10 DAYS OF PURCHASE." I asked about the sign and he just said it's not going to happen. So "guaranteed" doesn't really mean "guaranteed" to them, I guess.

I took the measurements to a local place that carried the same carpet. They matched the price and when I asked how soon they could install it he said,"How about tomorrow?" Sold.

I forget what store this was for, but it really doesn't matter. I just had an e-mail ad last week that said in huge bold letters "ALL ITEMS ON SALE," followed by an asterisk that led to "All items not included."

I was grateful. It felt like they cared for me.
 
One time I ordered a double cheeseburger from Burger King and specifically said no pickles, I got up to the window, paid, received my food. PICKLES! Never order from Burger King!!!!!!!!!

CycloneErik often screws up the orders.........it's hard to find good help
 
I almost got carpet from them once. Their contractor came out to measure my house and then a few days later I went in to get their quote. After providing me what seemed to be a pretty good quote, the salesman informed me that it would be a month or more to get it installed because they were real busy. All the while he was standing under a sign that read "CARPET INSTALLATION GUARANTEED WITHIN 10 DAYS OF PURCHASE." I asked about the sign and he just said it's not going to happen. So "guaranteed" doesn't really mean "guaranteed" to them, I guess.

I took the measurements to a local place that carried the same carpet. They matched the price and when I asked how soon they could install it he said,"How about tomorrow?" Sold.

Here's the way I see it, ruxCYtable. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.

Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, ruxCYtable?

they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.