Disney vacation question

Yesterday I learned more about Cinderella's Royal Table. Talk about a pricey, awesome draw for parents with girls! If the information was current, you get to greet Cinderella on the way in and other princesses will wonder around during.
We ate at a restaurant in the Norway section of Epcot and it had all the princesses wandering around talking to kids. Belle was smoking hot, just saying, I kind of wanted a picture with her.
 
Just got back from Universal Orlando (first time) and I think it compared nicely with Disney World. Not as big as Disney but rides were a lot easier to get on, transportation from on site resort was so much better than Disney bus, monorail system and cost was definitely much better. I like Disney, don't get me wrong, but felt that this was just as good overall. Now my kids are somewhat split. One likes Disney better because of more roller coaster/thrill rides. Dining seemed a lot easier, as with Disney if you are on dining plan and want character meals at sit down restaurants you have to schedule months in advance. Not so much at Universal
 
Instead of going to Disney, I have an alternate suggestion.

Start by withdrawing $5000 from the bank, then drive home, open up your grill, put the money on the grill, and light it all on fire.

Then shoot yourself in the face with the largest shotgun you can hold. And then light yourself on fire.

This will be cheaper and more enjoyable than going to Disney. My $0.02.

Can I at least buy a steak or some meat to barbeque with some of the $5,000 before I light it on fire or does it have to be the entire $5,000. Also, I do not own a shotgun. Again, would that come out of the $5,000 or no? I think I am a decent shot, so I assume I'd be dead from the shotgun so I may not be able to light myself on fire. Just doesn't sound like the best plan to me IMO
 
My daughter and son are 8 years apart. We took my daughter when she was 9 and left the son with grandma. Then took the son about 8 years later. It was the second week of December, no lines for rides and well those sissy's down south thought it was too cold for the water parks. We had the park practically to ourselves. Plus as someone mentioned earlier, Mickeys Christmas show was pretty good.
 
My daughter and son are 8 years apart. We took my daughter when she was 9 and left the son with grandma. Then took the son about 8 years later. It was the second week of December, no lines for rides and well those sissy's down south thought it was too cold for the water parks. We had the park practically to ourselves. Plus as someone mentioned earlier, Mickeys Christmas show was pretty good.

That's the week we went many years ago. I think the longest we waited for a ride was maybe 20 minutes. Most of the time we could get right back on the ride after it ended.