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besserheimerphat

besserheimerphat

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  1. Fred gets ready to leave for the NBA, so he and Pollard bring TJ back intending to set him up as the next coach.
  2. Leath decides he wants a big name hire, forces Pollard to use a search firm.
  3. Search firm "contacts" Hornacek, resulting in leak and FUBAR/SNAFU.
  4. Search firm is the same one used to hire Leath, selected by BoR/Branstead.
  5. Branstad is known to want to consolidate all state universities into a single system with different campuses. Started with AIB/UofI.

This is all a plot by Branstad to slowly choke out ISU athletics, which will make it easier to combine all three state universities into a singe university system. If ISU athletics are strong, he can't afford politically to blow them up. Football is playing its part, but MBB and the non-revenue sports aren't. If ISU MBB falls, then the rest of the AD quickly follows and ISU athletics can be quickly and quietly pushed into the UofI athletic department where big-revenue football is king.
 
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I like it. Print it, quickly, the masses must know before Dear Leader Mustache can go any further with his plan!
 
You can spend a lot of time and money picking out the perfect floral bouquet for your date ... but you're probably better off checking if you have bad breath and taking the porn out of the glove compartment.
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who keeps porn in their glove box?
 
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Cyclones_R_GR8 said:
I leave mine on the dashboard. Easier to reach when driving down the highway.
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Bring on the driverless car...

Jerky Driving: masturbating in the vehicle is a practical use case, but is not something that corporates are going to talk about any time soon. Males and females have a different propensity to masturbate, but (from conversations with a number of interviewees from both genders) the current car ergonomics for masturbation favour women.

A Highly Private Moment (HPM): the term used in corporations to describe highly private activities that take place in vehicles. Expect to see a variety of hacks to temporarily disable sensors such as internal facing cameras. As a side note, if you want to introduce discussions on taboo activities into a corporation, reduce it to a generic TLA that is open to wide interpretation. e.g. VPMC = Very Personal Media Consumption. The rise in opportunities for HPMs will lead to a seismic shift in physical vehicle design.
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Twelve Concepts in Autonomous Mobility
 
besserheimerphat said:
  1. Fred gets ready to leave for the NBA, so he and Pollard bring TJ back intending to set him up as the next coach.
  2. Leath decides he wants a big name hire, forces Pollard to use a search firm.
  3. Search firm "contacts" Hornacek, resulting in leak and FUBAR/SNAFU.
  4. Search firm is the same one used to hire Leath, selected by BoR/Branstead.
  5. Branstad is known to want to consolidate all state universities into a single system with different campuses. Started with AIB/UofI.

This is all a plot by Branstad to slowly choke out ISU athletics, which will make it easier to combine all three state universities into a singe university system. If ISU athletics are strong, he can't afford politically to blow them up. Football is playing its part, but MBB and the non-revenue sports aren't. If ISU MBB falls, then the rest of the AD quickly follows and ISU athletics can be quickly and quietly pushed into the UofI athletic department where big-revenue football is king.
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If Marvin Pomerantz was still alive, I could get on board with this...
 
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