Comparing programs to vehicles ...

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  1. surly

    surly Well-Known Member

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    #1 surly, Jul 8, 2020
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    Ku - Lincoln MKT: ugly, slow, outdated
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    oSu - Nissan 350Z: inexpensive, quick, quirky.
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    WVU - Ford Delux: moonshiner special, fast, fancy
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    OU - Audi Q8: loaded and turbo-charged
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    Texas - Land Rover: all hat, no cattle
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    K-State - Cuda: dangerous, traditional, so American
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    TxT - Chevy Impala Convert: over-the-top, hip hop, low-rider
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    Baylor - 49 Mercury: gaudy but still impressive
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    TCU - Ford Raptor: mean with a defensive look about it
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    Iowa State - agile, updated, still unsure what to wear
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  2. azhuth09

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    K-State-Used 2001 Ford Taurus: Slow, Unimpressive, yet dependable

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  3. Brandon

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    Is Iowa State a Chevy Chevette?
     
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    Pretty charitable for Rape U. I envision Baylor as a creepy van with cardboard over all the windows.
     
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  6. Mr Janny

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    KSU=
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  7. JHUNSY

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    Baylor:
    You can get new wheels and a new paint job every weekend but it's still a creepy ass, mission's trip van..
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    Iowa State:
    Exploring new roads but we've got room for the family. And great bang for your buck.. (seriously, have you met our AD?).
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    Kansas:
    Stadium is old and rundown, and let's be honest, the football program is sponsored by the basketball program.
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    Kansas State:
    Clean wholesome vehicle with enough room for the whole family to get a meal and watch the game.
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    Oklahoma:
    The 90's and early 2000's were fun.
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    Oklahoma State:
    Mullet included.
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    Texas:
    Look out folks, we got a "bad ass" here..
    "Ok, cool. Hook 'em."
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    Texas Christian:
    Dependable, classy coach. Not sure what shade of purple they're wearing today.
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    Texas Tech:
    No caption necessary.
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    West Virgina:
    Roll coal.
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    You obviously have never heard of the EcoBoost versions of the MKT... same thing as the Flex can be pushing 450hp+ relatively easy.....

    not even close... a lot of swing and a miss again...
     
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    Woah. I own a Q7. Don't tell me about Audi punch, please.
     
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    Well done
     
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    Hunsy's list shamed yours, Surly.
     
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