Ku - Lincoln MKT: ugly, slow, outdated oSu - Nissan 350Z: inexpensive, quick, quirky. WVU - Ford Delux: moonshiner special, fast, fancy OU - Audi Q8: loaded and turbo-charged Texas - Land Rover: all hat, no cattle K-State - Cuda: dangerous, traditional, so American TxT - Chevy Impala Convert: over-the-top, hip hop, low-rider Baylor - 49 Mercury: gaudy but still impressive TCU - Ford Raptor: mean with a defensive look about it Iowa State - agile, updated, still unsure what to wear
Baylor: You can get new wheels and a new paint job every weekend but it's still a creepy ass, mission's trip van.. Iowa State: Exploring new roads but we've got room for the family. And great bang for your buck.. (seriously, have you met our AD?). Kansas: Stadium is old and rundown, and let's be honest, the football program is sponsored by the basketball program. Kansas State: Clean wholesome vehicle with enough room for the whole family to get a meal and watch the game. Oklahoma: The 90's and early 2000's were fun. Oklahoma State: Mullet included. Texas: Look out folks, we got a "bad ass" here.. "Ok, cool. Hook 'em." Texas Christian: Dependable, classy coach. Not sure what shade of purple they're wearing today. Texas Tech: No caption necessary. West Virgina: Roll coal.
You obviously have never heard of the EcoBoost versions of the MKT... same thing as the Flex can be pushing 450hp+ relatively easy..... not even close... a lot of swing and a miss again...
