Clogged Toilet

[BCClone]

WHY DID THEY PUT CARPET IN THE BATHROOM!?

Probably for old people. My mom bought a house with a carpeted bathroom. Lady who built it was 80 at the time time and a vinyl or tile floor could make her slip.

 

[JM4CY]

WHY DID THEY PUT CARPET IN THE BATHROOM!?

What color?

 

[CycloneDaddy]

Are you the guy at my office who took a dump and put a whole rolls worth of TP in the toilet? What did you expect would happen? Intermittent flushing is a thing!

I flush as soon as the kids jump in the pool. I then read CF for 10 minutes then wipe and flush again then spend another 10 minutes on CF.

 

[Orville Tootenbacher]

What color?

It was white. Was.

 

[JM4CY]

It was white. Was.

No way. Who puts WHITE carpet in a bathroom.

 

[cmjh10]

Nobody is going to comment about the OP's name?

 

[CloneLawman]

Nobody is going to comment about the OP's name?

I believe I did. Maybe you've got me on ignore, though.

 

[nfrine]

Nobody is going to comment about the OP's name?

First post too. Got a really good start.

 

[Omaha Cy]

I had a toilet I could not unplug. It would lightly flush but not at full force. Took it out and ran an auger backwards through it. Nothing came out. Finally threw it in the dumpster and hit it with a sledge hammer. An ink pen had gotten stuck in the bend and was just enough of an impediment to create the issue.

 

[madguy30]

Nobody is going to comment about the OP's name?

Suspicious is suspicious.

There's quite a few un-creative/generic 'CY-randomnumbers' usernames lately too it seems.

 

[JM4CY]

I had a toilet I could not unplug. It would lightly flush but not at full force. Took it out and ran an auger backwards through it. Nothing came out. Finally threw it in the dumpster and hit it with a sledge hammer. An ink pen had gotten stuck in the bend and was just enough of an impediment to create the issue.

Lol “impediment” well done. Aka a giant block of ass wipe and sh*t

 

[cmjh10]

I believe I did. Maybe you've got me on ignore, though.

Hey guys, who quoted me? I must have them on ignore.

 

[Orville Tootenbacher]

No way. Who puts WHITE carpet in a bathroom.

No idea, but I'm the sucker that ended up with it. Its literally everywhere.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

One of the bright spots in a year of suck. Well done OP.

 

[Rapplegt]

I thought this was going to be about the Hawkeye Football program. Of course, it's not too late for it to morph into that. The title does fit.

 

[CyclonesRock]

I had a toilet I could not unplug. It would lightly flush but not at full force. Took it out and ran an auger backwards through it. Nothing came out. Finally threw it in the dumpster and hit it with a sledge hammer. An ink pen had gotten stuck in the bend and was just enough of an impediment to create the issue.

Had the same issue but it was a toothbrush.

 

[BoxsterCy]

It was white. Was.

Shag? White only works if it's shag.

 

[clone4life82]

I flush as soon as the kids jump in the pool. I then read CF for 10 minutes then wipe and flush again then spend another 10 minutes on CF.

I like your style but my Approach is to wipe immediately after the kids hit the pool and not wait 10 minutes. That way, my @ss doesn’t get chapped and I can spend 20 straight minutes deep in CF.

 

[jdoggivjc]

 

[dosry5]

as somebody who used to work at your company let me just say that it is ******* insane the ***** some of these dudes took. ******* animals. It shouldn't be that loud or that long.

TWSS