Best Movie Quotes

[Knownothing]

I love movie quotes. I am guilty of being that guy who is always quoting some movie. My favorites

Funny
The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburg. Oh sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts. Frank Drebbin

Serious

Our Scars have the power to remind us that the past was real. Hannibal Lector


Inspirational

“Life's not about how hard of a hit you can give... it's about how many you can take, and still keep moving forward.” “Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. “It Ain't How Hard You Hit…It's How Hard You Can Get Hit and Keep Moving Forward. Rocky Balboa

 

[NorthCyd]

I got a pretty good price quote from 2 guys and a truck

 

[GTO]

If you call your local moving company, they can get you some competing quotes.

 

[mctallerton]

If someone asks if you’re a god you say yes!

 

[cyyote15]

Is that a mirror in your pants, cuz I can definitely see my self in them!

Oh I thought you meant making a move on a girl at a bar...

 

[jbindm]

"I'm 100% sure that couch will fit through the door. We just have to angle it."

 

[Gonzo]

"Learnin' about Cuba, and havin' some food." - Jeff Spiccoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate." - Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross

"By the way, Floyd smoked the second page of the letter." - **** Richey, True Romance

 

[Triggermv]

"A Jose Canseco bat.... tell me you didn't pay money for this" - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

 

[enisthemenace]

“I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.”

- Crash Davis

 

[kentkel]

From a classic movie:
Doc: That’s an interesting name, Mr…?
Fletch: Babar.
Doc: Is that with one B or two?
Fletch: One. B-A-B-A-R.
Doc: That’s two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other, that’s what I thought you meant.
Doc: Isn’t there a children’s book about an elephant named Babar.
Fletch: I wouldn’t know. I don’t have any.
Doc: No children?
Fletch: No elephant books.

 

[srjclone]

Any time anyone asks me what I'm doing this weekend..
"Well, actually a pretty nice little Saturday. We’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time."

 

[srjclone]

Anytime someone says something is impossible...
"Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at them."

 

[Cyfan1965]

 

[kentkel]

From Planes, Trains and Automobiles:
Neal: "Del... Why did you kiss my ear?"
https://www.quotes.net/mquote/73610
Del: "Why are you holding my hand?"
https://www.quotes.net/mquote/73610
Neal: "Where is your other hand?"
https://www.quotes.net/mquote/73610
Del: "Between two pillows..."
https://www.quotes.net/mquote/73610
Neal: "Those AREN'T PILLOWS!"
https://www.quotes.net/mquote/73610

 

[madguy30]

"Learnin' about Cuba, and havin' some food." - Jeff Spiccoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate." - Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross

"By the way, Floyd smoked the second page of the letter." - **** Richey, True Romance

Mike Damone:
"First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV".

 

[Isualum13]

Discovered the Germans in 1904, they named in San Diego, which of course in german means a whale's vagina.

 

[Gonzo]

"If you're going to piss your life away writing some goddamn book that no one is ever going to give a crap about, why did you have to involve my daughter?" - Russ Bainbridge, She's Having a Baby

 

[jdcyclone19]

"If you want sympathy from me, you better go get a dictionary and look between sh*t and syphilis."

 

[Gonzo]

Mike Damone:
"First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV".

Pretty funny that the song playing in the car when Rat's driving Stacy to dinner isn't on Led Zeppelin IV.

 

[Gonzo]

"If you want sympathy from me, you better go get a dictionary and look between sh*t and syphilis."

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"