Best Beer Names
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Stopped at a trail side bar while out for a ride one day and they were selling beer at a little stand by the patio. There were a couple young ladies working at the stand and a sign listing what they had so I walked up looked at the sign and said “can I get sumpin easy”. They both gave me a look and I pointed at the sign and said “the Lagunitas sumpin easy”. We laughed
There are a few beers I bought just for the name -- Sweep the Leg and Adios Pantalones. They were both Texas beers. I can't remember the brewery at this moment.
515 has a blonde ale called "Beer Flavored Beer." They also currently have a pale ale called "Clever Names Are Hard." I've always thought naming beers could be fun, but I can also see where it would be easy to run out of creativity.
515 has a blonde ale called "Beer Flavored Beer." They also currently have a pale ale called "Clever Names Are Hard." I've always thought naming beers could be fun, but I can also see where it would be easy to run out of creativity.
Shmaltz Brewing is a kosher brewery that has some good names
He'brew
Jewbelation
Rejewvenator
Circum Session Ale
He'brew
Jewbelation
Rejewvenator
Circum Session Ale
Let's see how many I can remember...
Evil Twin has great beer names (and some of the longest beer names). This is probably my favorite.
You can't have a beer name thread without including Against the Grain Brewing. A few I have had below.
I thought this was clever (although not very good beer)...
Random list of others I've had
Multiple Ecotgasms
Resting Peach Face
The Death of Civilization in Slow Motion
Juicy Bits
Insane in the Yeast Strain
Zed Lupulin
G Love's Special Sauce
Evil Twin has great beer names (and some of the longest beer names). This is probably my favorite.
You can't have a beer name thread without including Against the Grain Brewing. A few I have had below.
I thought this was clever (although not very good beer)...
Random list of others I've had
Multiple Ecotgasms
Resting Peach Face
The Death of Civilization in Slow Motion
Juicy Bits
Insane in the Yeast Strain
Zed Lupulin
G Love's Special Sauce
When I had this the first time, I thought is was an Olde English way of spelling "peculiar". I later learned a peculier was a parish outside the jurisdiction of a diocese. Either way, it's a good beer.
Solemn Oath Brewery in the Chicagoland Suburbs (naperville) has some of the more creative names of any beer list I've seen, their beer is pretty darn good too: https://www.solemnoathbrewery.com/#
Snaggletooth Bandana
Butterfly Flashmob
50,000 Comments by Midnight
Punk Rock for Rich Kids
Motorcycle Sandals
Khlöros
Unholy Goat
Snaggletooth Bandana
Butterfly Flashmob
50,000 Comments by Midnight
Punk Rock for Rich Kids
Motorcycle Sandals
Khlöros
Unholy Goat
Ope, Lemme Sneak By Ya - City Barrel Brewing Company (one of my favorite breweries in KC)
Wadda Juicebag from Twisted Vine
Oakily Doakily from Firetrucker
Rye, Felicia! from Memphis Made
Can't Find a Bitter Man from Begyle
It Burns When IPA from Mockery
Oakily Doakily from Firetrucker
Rye, Felicia! from Memphis Made
Can't Find a Bitter Man from Begyle
It Burns When IPA from Mockery
Their description makes it fantastic.
"This is an aggressive beer. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory—maybe something with a multimillion-dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it’s made at an independent brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless seltzer / fizzy yellow beer / whatever-the-hell will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multimillion-dollar ad campaigns make all that junk taste better. Perhaps you’re mouthing your words as you read this.
We believe that pandering to the lowest common denominator represents the height of tyranny—a virtual form of keeping the consumer barefoot, stupid & led by
As a Minnesota reference, Eastlake has a sour named Kirby Pucker.
