Best Advice You Ever got

[mramseyISU]

My grandpa always says half assing it twice doesn't add up to a full ass.

 

[cymate]

"He who gambles, lives in shambles"

 

[cytor]

"Make sure to bang Coach Hines's mom"

 

[MJ29]

Never take criticism from someone whom you wouldn't ask for advice.
And never take advice from someone who isn't where you want to be.

 

[clones_jer]

I was kind of a worrier as a little kid and my Dad told me:
"If it isn't going to matter 5 years from now, it's not a big deal."

I'll add one from life experience: Never by the house at the bottom of the hill. Water flows down.

 

[brother bob]

"Win with humility, lose with grace, and do both with dignity"

Was once told this by a wrestling coach at a camp.
As a wrestling official this is part of my pre meet talk.

 

[IlliniCy]

Better to fart and bear the shame, than not to fart and bear the pain.

 

[nfrine]

Don't get your wants and needs mixed up. Dad would always say:

"If you want it, you probably don't need it. If you need it, you probably don't want it."

 

[Gonzo]

"Make sure your gas tank isn't on E."

- my dad's advice when we were nine months pregnant with daughter #1 living in Chicago.

 

[clones_jer]

When you're out with your honey,
and your nose is kinda runny,
you might think it's funny,
but it's snot.

 

[KnappShack]

Financial CF always has the best advice

 

[zumbro clones]

Don't buy new on anything pricey if you can get used in great condition.

 

[JEFF420]

be the dad you always wish you had

 

[BCClone]

Don't buy new on anything pricey if you can get used in great condition.

except for a wife

 

[zumbro clones]

Another is "don't be house poor" by overpaying for a home.

 

[synapticwave]

My dad told me when I was leaving for college: "Everyone has 3 pillars in their life: People around you, the places you go and the things you do. When you go to college all 3 change at once - the sooner you can re-find your pillars the sooner you'll be happy and successful." That's been true my whole life through moving to new locations and changes in my career.

 

[Cybone]

Dating is like scuba diving….never penetrate a wreck.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

My dad liked to say "Respect shouldn't have to be earned. It should be given upfront. It's up to them to keep it or lose it."

 

[chuckd4735]

Divorce her.

 

[Antihawk240]

"Remember where you came from"

"Everyone is weird. Some are just a little more weird than others."