An Ode for our ISU Brethren

[t-noah]

There was no disrespect intended. It was simply provoking like minded bad poetry at us. We look at y'all as our rivals, as such we want to good naturally zing y'all with barbs. I don't know of any COOGS who have anything but RESPECT for all of you.

I don't mind a little interconference competitive banter. Respect back at Houston.

Hopefully one of us can bring it all home one of these years!

 

[arcoog]

Have fun today. You guys should win but who knows?

Maybe you can come up with another prose-pisser after we meet again (?) in the Big12 Tourney. Last year didn't work out too well for ya, huh?

As stated several times, these are good natured barbs to elicit responses from y'all on the up coming battle. I can honestly speak for all of our COOGS, we have the utmost RESPECT for your program and we honor even more the absolute attendance and devotion of your fans. We should be so lucky. However, we will provide fighting fodder to provoke anyone that we can have a good rivalry. With that said, you have two guys "zrf" and "rezclone" who have indelibly made there marks on our message boards. They have endeared us to ISU.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

As stated several times, these are good natured barbs to elicit responses from y'all on the up coming battle. I can honestly speak for all of our COOGS, we have the utmost RESPECT for your program and we honor even more the absolute attendance and devotion of your fans. We should be so lucky. However, we will provide fighting fodder to provoke anyone that we can have a good rivalry. With that said, you have two guys "zrf" and "rezclone" who have indelibly made there marks on our message boards. They have endeared us to ISU.

Feel free to keep zrf. He was insufferably negative and treated his opinions as gospel if questioned. I assume he's endeared himself to your fans by saying how inferior we are. It's his thing.

 

[AgronAlum]

A big game between the top big12
certain to be a bruising battle hell
Alas we know the team known as cyclones
but we plan to skin them to their very bones

They strut, they prance as if owning the league
but come Saturday, Coogs will beat them to fatigue
ON Jwan, on Cryer, On Tugler, on demon Sharp
kick their derriere back to Ames to play their harps

No pretenders will sit on the Big12 championship
It's only meant for Cougars who know the crown fits
We wish our merry ISU fans a pleasant journey
Until the Cyclones face the ultimate COOG fury.

 

[alarson]

I accept the arrows with only one caveat. A response without more than 1 word and even better - in iambic pentameter which would up the scale and challenge a tad more. We are Universities with more than sport.

Deepseek gave me this in response:

Alright, you Cougar-loving piece of ****,
Your team’s a ******* dumpster fire, you twat.
I’m sick of all your ********, every bit,
So take your crap and shove it up your ass.

Your colors make me gag, your chants are trash,
I’d rather chew on ******* razor blades
Than hear your sorry, whining, ******* chants,
So **** off now, you worthless, goddamn pest.

Your team’s a ******* joke, they’ll always lose,
I’ll piss on every flag you wave with pride.
So take your Cougar-loving, ****** views
And **** right off—you’re dead to me, goodbye!

 

[t-noah]

Deepseek gave me this in response:

Alright, you Cougar-loving piece of ****,
Your team’s a ******* dumpster fire, you twat.
I’m sick of all your ********, every bit,
So take your crap and shove it up your ass.

Your colors make me gag, your chants are trash,
I’d rather chew on ******* razor blades
Than hear your sorry, whining, ******* chants,
So **** off now, you worthless, goddamn pest.

Your team’s a ******* joke, they’ll always lose,
I’ll piss on every flag you wave with pride.
So take your Cougar-loving, ****** views
And **** right off—you’re dead to me, goodbye!

and a good evening to you as well

 

[arcoog]

Feel free to keep zrf. He was insufferably negative and treated his opinions as gospel if questioned. I assume he's endeared himself to your fans by saying how inferior we are. It's his thing.

He has questioned decisions from your coach and specially his use of substitutions. Since, y'all have beat us 2 out of 3, I'm not taking it as fact. However zrf provides us information on your players (right or wrong) which makes us think
of match up issues. As any message board, they are all taking with a grain of salt.

 

[alarson]

He has questioned decisions from your coach and specially his use of substitutions. Since, y'all have beat us 2 out of 3, I'm not taking it as fact. However zrf provides us information on your players (right or wrong) which makes us think
of match up issues. As any message board, they are all taking with a grain of salt.

He's an insufferable jackass who makes our fanbase look awful whether its on other forums or all over every game thread on reddit.

 

[t-noah]

As stated several times, these are good natured barbs to elicit responses from y'all on the up coming battle. I can honestly speak for all of our COOGS, we have the utmost RESPECT for your program and we honor even more the absolute attendance and devotion of your fans. We should be so lucky. However, we will provide fighting fodder to provoke anyone that we can have a good rivalry. With that said, you have two guys "zrf" and "rezclone" who have indelibly made there marks on our message boards. They have endeared us to ISU.

Feel free to keep zrf. He was insufferably negative and treated his opinions as gospel if questioned. I assume he's endeared himself to your fans by saying how inferior we are. It's his thing.

I believe zrf is banned here. We have to keep @RezClone though, for better or worse.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

He has questioned decisions from your coach and specially his use of substitutions. Since, y'all have beat us 2 out of 3, I'm not taking it as fact. However zrf provides us information on your players (right or wrong) which makes us think
of match up issues. As any message board, they are all taking with a grain of salt.

He is a "fan" that loves to watch "his team" lose so he can tell other fans how right he was. He would disappear when things were going well because his schtick didn't work. He'd rather be negative and then cry victim when someone disagreed with him. Exhausting.

Most here know we have an uphill battle today. And most respect Houston and the style of play since it's very similar to ours. Several hold a little grudge against Sampson for some shadiness while at Oklahoma back in the day, but we still acknowledge that he's a helluva coach.

 

[madguy30]

 

[ClubCy]

@t-noah you can’t be this dense and gullible?

 

[CySmurf]

A big game between the top big12
certain to be a bruising battle hell
Alas we know the team known as cyclones
but we plan to skin them to their very bones

They strut, they prance as if owning the league
but come Saturday, Coogs will beat them to fatigue
ON Jwan, on Cryer, On Tugler, on demon Sharp
kick their derriere back to Ames to play their harps

No pretenders will sit on the Big12 championship
It's only meant for Cougars who know the crown fits
We wish our merry ISU fans a pleasant journey
Until the Cyclones face the ultimate COOG fury.

Did you wet the bed again??? Your mom's going to be so mad at you ..this is the 3rd day in a row she's had to wash your sheets because of your little problem.

 

[nfrine]

A big game between the top big12
certain to be a bruising battle hell
Alas we know the team known as cyclones
but we plan to skin them to their very bones

They strut, they prance as if owning the league
but come Saturday, Coogs will beat them to fatigue
ON Jwan, on Cryer, On Tugler, on demon Sharp
kick their derriere back to Ames to play their harps

No pretenders will sit on the Big12 championship
It's only meant for Cougars who know the crown fits
We wish our merry ISU fans a pleasant journey
Until the Cyclones face the ultimate COOG fury.

TheOriginalTimmyChanCash Only
27m

In Houston’s heart, the Cougars roar,
With grit and strength, they take the floor.
Iowa State came with hope in sight,
But Houston’s fire burned bright tonight.
The ball would bounce, the crowd would cheer,
As every move grew crystal clear.
A dunk, a drive, a perfect shot,
The Cyclones fought, but they were caught.
With every pass and every steal,
The Cougars’ will was made of steel.
Iowa State could not compete,
As Houston claimed their well-earned feat.
The buzzer sounded, victory sweet,
A triumph loud, an undeniable feat.
The Cougars stand, proud and tall,
Their strength and spirit conquering all.
A battle won, a team so bold,
In Houston’s story, now retold.
The Cougars rise, they take their place,
A winning legacy, a champion’s grace.
– ChatGPT 2025

I accept the arrows with only one caveat. A response without more than 1 word and even better - in iambic pentameter which would up the scale and challenge a tad more. We are Universities with more than sport.

Hok troll alert!

 

[t-noah]

@t-noah you can’t be this dense and gullible?

I sometimes can! Sure.

Edit: ZRF? He can't be this devious? Or can he? Fritters.

 

[CySmurf]

As stated several times, these are good natured barbs to elicit responses from y'all on the up coming battle. I can honestly speak for all of our COOGS, we have the utmost RESPECT for your program and we honor even more the absolute attendance and devotion of your fans. We should be so lucky. However, we will provide fighting fodder to provoke anyone that we can have a good rivalry. With that said, you have two guys "zrf" and "rezclone" who have indelibly made there marks on our message boards. They have endeared us to ISU.

ZRF is a dipshi*

 

[RagingCloner]

We are Universities with more than sport.

Iowa State is for sure. Awful big of you to refer to the travesty of your football and women’s basketball program as sports

 

[CloneLawman]

As stated several times, these are good natured barbs to elicit responses from y'all on the up coming battle. I can honestly speak for all of our COOGS, we have the utmost RESPECT for your program and we honor even more the absolute attendance and devotion of your fans. We should be so lucky. However, we will provide fighting fodder to provoke anyone that we can have a good rivalry. With that said, you have two guys "zrf" and "rezclone" who have indelibly made there marks on our message boards. They have endeared us to ISU.

Zrf is a moron. Don't take him as repesentative.

 

[CloneLawman]

TheOriginalTimmyChanCash Only
27m

In Houston’s heart, the Cougars roar,
With grit and strength, they take the floor.
Iowa State came with hope in sight,
But Houston’s fire burned bright tonight.
The ball would bounce, the crowd would cheer,
As every move grew crystal clear.
A dunk, a drive, a perfect shot,
The Cyclones fought, but they were caught.
With every pass and every steal,
The Cougars’ will was made of steel.
Iowa State could not compete,
As Houston claimed their well-earned feat.
The buzzer sounded, victory sweet,
A triumph loud, an undeniable feat.
The Cougars stand, proud and tall,
Their strength and spirit conquering all.
A battle won, a team so bold,
In Houston’s story, now retold.
The Cougars rise, they take their place,
A winning legacy, a champion’s grace.
– ChatGPT

 

[MugNight]

There once was a man from Houston,
Whose rhymes earned him a bruisin’
He came to talk smack
While drunk or on crack
We can’t wait to see his team losing

He posted his crap under cover,
We thought he was a Big 12 brother
Look out Coach Sampson!
The Cyclones are dancing
Just like that old Cougar his Mother