Ames is a safe place to live

[ClonerJams]

So you can all rest easy. Somehow Matt moved to an even safer place though.

https://who13.com/news/iowa-news/where-nations-safest-cities-are-according-to-a-new-study/

 

[3TrueFans]

Nice try Logan, Utah, you're a lawless hell hole compared to us.

 

[Jonyrose]

Looks like Iowa is the best place if you don’t want to die in a car

 

[Drew0311]

So you can all rest easy. Somehow Matt moved to an even safer place though.

https://who13.com/news/iowa-news/where-nations-safest-cities-are-according-to-a-new-study/

This list was made post Joe Paterno apparently

 

[Cyched]

What are the shower assaults per capita for each city?

 

[JM4CY]

When I was in college, I literally had a murder happen out my back window.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

And water is wet. What about accounting for the high rates of cancer?

 

[Kinch]

You mean Iowa City is not on the list? Mr. Sound off will have an excuse.