*Alleged* Penis Man Apprehended

[matclone]

Authorities found a couple of packed suitcases as he supposedly going to Bangkok. But the coronavirus issue made him pull out at the last minute.

It remains to be seen whether prosecutors can erect a case against him.

 

[Isualum13]

I was hoping this was a 12 year old.

Reminds me of the time in high school german that we learned the Germans don't put their wieners in buns. I wasnt 12 but I found it funny as though I was.

 

[JM4CY]

Reminds me of the time in high school german that we learned the Germans don't put their wieners in buns. I wasnt 12 but I found it funny as though I was.

The texture is always better with a bun a little ketchup.

 

[matclone]

The quote by the police officer in the video is hilarious... "It could be as small as a misdemeanor or as large as a felony."
At least to me as I time warped back to middle school.

If he has to do time, I wonder if they'll send him to a penile colony.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Thought he said, "come and get me" to authorities.

I'm pretty sure he's blown all of his chances for a quick release.

 

[Cy Hard]

I don’t know, this is really a hands on case. They’re really trying to quicken the pace to get a quick finish.

 

[VeloClone]

Authorities found a couple of packed suitcases as he was supposedly going to Bangkok. But the coronavirus issue made him pull out at the last minute.

Confucius say man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

 

[VeloClone]

Why do I keep hearing this tune in my head but with different lyrics?

 

[NorthCyd]

 

[SpokaneCY]

Justice delayed is justice denied. But swift justice is bad for 1 side.

 

[BCClone]

Cops figured he thought it was going to rain since they caught him with rubbers on.

 

[peteypie]

He was previously known as the ass man, but that wasn't all it was cracked up to be, so he took the long hard path to becoming penis man instead.

 

[cdnlngld]

I wonder who the head **** was, that figured out he was the "penis man".

 

[SpokaneCY]

30 days in the hole seems like an appropriate penile-ty.

 

[JM4CY]

I wonder who the head **** was, that figured out he was the "penis man".

I don’t know but it sounds like the criminal was quite hard to handle.

 

[SpokaneCY]

Solid effort everyone!

 

[Cig 'em]

 

[BCClone]

Heard him and viagra man hit it hard for 4 hours.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Can't see your image.
That may be a GOOD thing.

 

[BCClone]

Can't see your image.
That may be a GOOD thing.

You saying it’s too small to see?