Ok fine. Story time:
It was my freshman year at ISU. Fall of 2002. I think it was like the second weekend of classes, and I had invited some guys on my dorm floor over to my room for a good old get to know each other drinking session. It was myself, a jackass named Scotty, and three other guys.
So, we were having a good time playing drinking games. President & *******. I’ve never. That type of stuff. We were getting along no problem. We had each had a good amount to drink, say 8 beers each, probably Busch Light. I left the room to go to the bathroom down the hall. When I come back to my room, Scotty gives me an open beer and challenges me to see who could chug a beer the fastest. Now, I tend to get competitive when I’ve been drinking, so I was game. Me and Scotty both start chugging our beers, and I didn’t notice that mine was warm until about halfway through the beer. I stop and ask why the **** my beer is warm, and they start laughing at me. Apparently Scotty had pissed in a beer can (in front of everyone else) while I was away. So basically I was mad at everyone there for going along with the prank. ******* gross.
That year I ended up being friends with all of the guys except for Scotty, and one of them was even the best man at my wedding eventually. Still, they were all ******** that night. **** Scotty.