Friday OT #1 - I'm Richard Petty

[Angie]

Thanks so much to @cdnlngld for this thread idea! I love it.

What are the pettiest ways that Iowa State is better than Iowa? Like, we actually help farmers?

What have you got?

 

[pulse]

Opposing fans actually like us as people.

 

[Gossamer]

black looks better on us

 

[oldman]

Most hok fans didn't go to school there.

 

[jcyclonee]

Our assistant football coaches don't use as much petroleum product in their hair.

 

[jcyclonee]

Ames has better drinking water.


that may not actually be petty

 

[cyclones500]

Far superior team nickname and cooler school colors — although I don’t consider that “petty” — it’s essential.

 

[cmjh10]

ISU students aren't laced with STDs

 

[cmjh10]

We pay our contractors

 

[cmjh10]

Our AD doesnt discriminate

 

[cmjh10]

Our fans dont break into our locker room

 

[cmjh10]

Our band listens to directions and doesnt play the victim

 

[cmjh10]

We dont have Cyclones on our bellies

 

[cmjh10]

We arent douchebags (most of us anyway)

 

[jcyclonee]

Our fans dont break into our locker room

At least we don't steal stuff when we do.

 

[VeloClone]

cmjh owning this thread. Props.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

We don't have a grown *ss adult pretending to be Elvis.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Our football players haven't been worked out so hard that they came down with rhabdo.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

We have far superior tailgating area around our stadium.

 

[GTO]

Our fans don't get caught having sex in stadium bathrooms.