From today's Lakeland Times in northern Wisconsin

Mad respect for anyone who lives to 88 and name checks 5 bars in his obit. That man's led a fun life.
 
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Disappointed that his daughter did not hyphenate her last name when she got married. She could have been Jackie Porn-Faanes.
 
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