**** Iowa and the horses they rode in on.
*** Official IOWA STATE vs #21 Iowa Game(Day) Thread ***
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I’m sure there are some sorority girls in IC that’s into getting ****** by a horse. If that’s what you’re into.
Time to break some Hok hearts and nut cups! QB Cade McNafuk breaks his ankle running out of the locker-room:
Cyclones 24
Iowa 13
Cyclones 24
Iowa 13
With confidence among Cyclone nation waning, a mysterious figure felt summoned to iowa city for the annual cyhawk game. As he made his way towards the stadium that crisp September day, he left hawkeye fans perplexed as he laughed at the insults they lobbed at him. Every beer can they threw his way he caught, then thanked them for throwing like a hawkeye before shotgunning it.
After entering the stadium he managed to end up on the sidelines just as the Cyclones kicked the opening kickoff. As the play came his way he stood tall as the hawkeye returner was shoved out of bounds and right into him. When the mysterious man went to to help the returner up, he and the rest of the hawkeyes froze in disbelief at what they were seeing. It was the man from the tales of old that kept them up at night, the one and only Steele Jantz. As they scattered like hawkroaches coming into the light, they Cyclone faithful were thrilled to see their fellow loyal son again. Suddenly the offensive line knew how to live up to the pre season hype, the linebackers gained several years of playing experience, Campbell threw away his gameplan of how to beat ferentz at his own game and even the unthinkable happened when the hawkeye fans became almost respectful to their guests.
What would unfold that day was one of the most epic a** whoopings of all time. And well after all of the tavern hawks had tucked their tails and fled the stadium, late in the 4th quarter as the Cyclones were marching down on their 10th touchdown drive of the day, Jantz, knowing his job was complete, disappeared into the shadows once again. The Cyclones did not feel sadness when they realized he was gone but a sense of joy and peace. When they scored there 10th td to make the score 69-0, Campbell sent in the victory formation for the extra point. And what would become the 3rd most used gif on cyclone fanatic behind the teletubby girls and the cheerleader at the texas game, Campbell who was surrounded by players and the rest of his staff were captured on TV yelling **** iowa.
After entering the stadium he managed to end up on the sidelines just as the Cyclones kicked the opening kickoff. As the play came his way he stood tall as the hawkeye returner was shoved out of bounds and right into him. When the mysterious man went to to help the returner up, he and the rest of the hawkeyes froze in disbelief at what they were seeing. It was the man from the tales of old that kept them up at night, the one and only Steele Jantz. As they scattered like hawkroaches coming into the light, they Cyclone faithful were thrilled to see their fellow loyal son again. Suddenly the offensive line knew how to live up to the pre season hype, the linebackers gained several years of playing experience, Campbell threw away his gameplan of how to beat ferentz at his own game and even the unthinkable happened when the hawkeye fans became almost respectful to their guests.
What would unfold that day was one of the most epic a** whoopings of all time. And well after all of the tavern hawks had tucked their tails and fled the stadium, late in the 4th quarter as the Cyclones were marching down on their 10th touchdown drive of the day, Jantz, knowing his job was complete, disappeared into the shadows once again. The Cyclones did not feel sadness when they realized he was gone but a sense of joy and peace. When they scored there 10th td to make the score 69-0, Campbell sent in the victory formation for the extra point. And what would become the 3rd most used gif on cyclone fanatic behind the teletubby girls and the cheerleader at the texas game, Campbell who was surrounded by players and the rest of his staff were captured on TV yelling **** iowa.
I’m gonna take a guess and go the all white with the black accent (the stormtrooper look)
